User:Ifw

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[03:51] <PrOtoPlaSt> so is penni-piper like a hacker or something
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[03:52] <PrOtoPlaSt> i dont even really know that that means though
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[03:54] <internetsuicideiswhy> penni is
[03:54] <internetsuicideiswhy> black
[03:54] <PrOtoPlaSt> i know i met her
[03:54] <internetsuicideiswhy> black people are not allowed to hack anything but watermelons
[03:54] <PrOtoPlaSt> she told me about this place
[03:54] <PrOtoPlaSt> what?
[03:54] <internetsuicideiswhy> ...
[03:54] <internetsuicideiswhy> what
[03:54] <internetsuicideiswhy> wait are you one of her flings?
[03:54] <MC> lolllll
[03:54] <MC> ifw smells
[03:55] <internetsuicideiswhy> was she using a blackberry in front of you for three hours before you asked what she was doing and then she told you to come here
[03:55] <PrOtoPlaSt> flings?
[03:55] <internetsuicideiswhy> is that what happened
[03:55] <PrOtoPlaSt> no
[03:55] <internetsuicideiswhy> are you sure
[03:55] * internetsuicideiswhy is now known as ifw
[03:55] <ifw> mc I am going to beat you up
[03:55] <MC> dude bring it
[03:55] <ifw> it was broughten
[03:55] <ifw> last week
[03:56] <ifw> did you not answer the door?
[03:56] <MC> well bring it up again
[03:56] <ifw> dude it's in the mail okay
[03:56] <MC> i was in the can brosef
[03:56] <ifw> they should have left you a slip
[03:56] <PrOtoPlaSt> what about her blackberry she loves that thing
[03:56] <MC> they didnt leave me shit! fuck i wanna beat up fedex now
[03:56] <ifw> if only you knew how much she loves her blackberry
[03:56] <MC> its her crackberry
[03:57] <ifw> it's her blackviberry
[03:57] <PrOtoPlaSt> really?!
[03:57] <ifw> if you steal it from her and smell it you will smell penny's insides on her blackberry because she puts it inside her.
[03:57] <phobos> black people can use PDAs you know this is a step for civil rights
[03:57] <PrOtoPlaSt> she told you that
[03:58] <phobos> civil rights ifw, the silent killer
[03:58] <ifw> we have pictures
[03:58] <+BuddhaGreens> Fuck blackberries.
[03:58] <ifw> yes exactly
[03:58] <MC> what would attract a black person to come on the ED irc though?
[03:58] <ifw> are you being zen again
[03:58] <ifw> fucking buddha
[03:58] <PrOtoPlaSt> she sent you pictures of that
[03:58] <ifw> that is not what I said
[03:58] <+BuddhaGreens> Fuck all materialistic objects.
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[03:58] <ifw> I said we have pictures
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[03:58] <ifw> he just set his computer on fire
[03:58] <ifw> that is awesome
[03:59] <ifw> oh what
[03:59] <ifw> you're back
[03:59] <BuddhaGreens> I changed my mind.
[03:59] <ifw> fuck you I thought you were giving up material things.
[03:59] <ifw> worst buddha ever
[03:59] <PrOtoPlaSt> is this place against black people
[03:59] <BuddhaGreens> One day, my friend, one day.
[03:59] <ifw> yes black people are bad
[03:59] <ifw> they are bad bad people
[03:59] <ifw> jews are the only thing worse thswan blacks when it comes to types of people.
[03:59] <BuddhaGreens> I know some cool black people.
[04:00] <BuddhaGreens> I know some racist ones too.
[04:00] <ifw> are they cool because you have them in your freezer?
[04:00] <PrOtoPlaSt> are you kidding with me? she said she comes here all the time
[04:00] <BuddhaGreens> No, because they chill.
[04:00] <Selfish> rofl
[04:00] <ifw> 'cause all the cool black people I know are in my freezer.
[04:00] <phobos> I think arabs are worse than jews because I am a unique individual
[04:00] <ifw> phobos is an indy racist
[04:00] <phobos> totally
[04:00] <ifw> I dig it dawg
[04:00] <phobos> No lulz only lolz
[04:01] <PrOtoPlaSt> so does she hate black people
[04:01] <phobos> Yes
[04:01] <ifw> yes of course penni hates black people very much
[04:01] <ifw> we all do
[04:01] <phobos> Everyone
[04:01] <phobos> Dirty niggers are only good for dirtying more niggers
[04:01] <PrOtoPlaSt> oh...thats kind of sad
[04:01] <ifw> yes you can rub them on each other to make them blacker and even easier to be racist against
[04:01] <ifw> not really
[04:01] <ifw> she is curing herself
[04:02] <PrOtoPlaSt> of what
[04:02] <MC> ifw is a racist
[04:02] <ifw> once a year she covers herself in whiteface and goes to a niggers against niggers conference in LA.
[04:02] <phobos> She is a shining example of progress
[04:02] <PrOtoPlaSt> she lets you guys call her that
[04:03] <phobos> I called her an Aunt Jemmama once and she cried true story bro
[04:03] <ifw> she says she prefers to be address as 'nigra' but you know we're lazy here.
[04:03] <PrOtoPlaSt> this is interesting
[04:03] <ifw> yeah you know
[04:04] <phobos> Who are you PrOtoPlaSt we have been courteous and answered your questions
[04:04] <phobos> answer some of ours
[04:04] <ifw> people are different on the internets, we are all dark and terrible people on the inside, and the internet is the window into that portion of our being.
[04:04] <ifw> the internet is like a series of tubes into the darkest corner of our soul
[04:04] <ifw> /wrists
[04:05] <PrOtoPlaSt> i met her two weeks ago
[04:05] <ifw> ...oh shit...
[04:05] <ifw> pp, have... have you had sex with her yet?
[04:05] <ifw> did she tell you?
[04:05] <phobos> Oh lol
[04:05] <phobos> Here comes the train of truth
[04:06] <PrOtoPlaSt> i have not , tell me what
[04:06] <MC> tell of what?
[04:06] <phobos> He doesn't know
[04:06] <phobos> Shit just got serious
[04:06] <ifw> what, no, it's okay then, she'll tell you if you have sex I think.
[04:06] <phobos> Yeah
[04:06] <ifw> she forgets sometimes so
[04:06] <MC> ifw has aids
[04:06] <ifw> ha, no that's weev mc
[04:06] <MC> :(
[04:07] <PrOtoPlaSt> did you have sex with her ifw
[04:07] <MC> well his username is 'i fuck women'
[04:07] <phobos> i fantasize weddings
[04:07] <ifw> no I stay away from niggers since they are all dirty after all.
[04:07] <ifw> yes
[04:07] <ifw> YES
[04:07] * ifw is now known as IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS
[04:08] <PrOtoPlaSt> well i dont consider her a "nigger"
[04:08] <phobos> Niggers, Jews, Bad News after all
[04:08] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> gotta be careful is all
[04:08] <phobos> Well you can do that but that doesn't stop it from being true
[04:08] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> yeah man niggers are everywhere, you can't deny the holocaust, you can't deny the lolocaust, and you can't deny niggers and jews.
[04:08] <MC> yeah so you dont get popped like lil ray-ray RIP LIL CUZZO
[04:09] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> mc what are you going on about
[04:09] <MC> im just bored man
[04:09] <PrOtoPlaSt> i guess she is a little diffrent from what i thought
[04:09] <MC> you little slunt
[04:09] <phobos> I fuck slants
[04:09] <phobos> I put that out there
[04:09] <phobos> Gawd you guys have to RESPECT THAT
[04:09] <phobos> That is the way of the Internet
[04:09] <phobos> No hurt feelings
[04:09] <phobos> Only giggles
[04:10] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> phobos has sexual intercourse with inclines
[04:10] <MC> shits n giggles
[04:10] <MC> hahaha
[04:10] <phobos> It is my dark secret
[04:10] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> ramps, screws, you name it
[04:10] <PrOtoPlaSt> well thanks for the info
[04:10] <phobos> I have fooled around with 56 degrees
[04:10] <phobos> Been around the block with 34 degrees
[04:10] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> shit phobos that is one acute angle.
[04:10] <phobos> DP'd 130
[04:10] <phobos> bitch was paid that's all I gotta say
[04:11] <phobos> It was
[04:11] <phobos> PrOtoPlaSt watch your back
[04:11] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> watch your dick more like
[04:11] <phobos> Watch both
[04:11] <phobos> and your wallet
[04:11] <MC> damn you did the full capitalization
[04:11] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> look man I'm just saying
[04:11] <MC> ifw says thigns
[04:11] <MC> things*
[04:12] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> I say a lot of things. I have verbal diarhea.
[04:12] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> loose lips get chunky
[04:13] <PrOtoPlaSt> watch my back?
[04:13] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> that was double entendre by the way
[04:13] <MC> you smell dude
[04:14] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> pp, look man, I gotta know, who the fuck are you?
[04:14] <MC> ive made it my mission to tell you this for every day this week
[04:14] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> I need some pictoral assistance in envisioning you, what it is to be you
[04:14] <PrOtoPlaSt> i told you i met her like two weeks ago and she told me about ED
[04:14] <phobos> How do you add yourself to a Google Map
[04:15] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> pp what is ED
[04:15] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> to you
[04:15] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> in 500 words or less
[04:15] <PrOtoPlaSt> some website
[04:15] <MC> hahaha
[04:15] <MC> its gotta be a bit more if you're on its IRC
[04:15] <PrOtoPlaSt> she said he name was Penni-piper on there and they had an IRC
[04:15] <MC> trying to talk to penni and shit
[04:16] <MC> me and ifw are the tru gun clappaz of diz irc mayn, if u wana git down u gotsa go thru us yadadamean??
[04:16] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> mc I do not know what you are saying.
[04:16] <PrOtoPlaSt> she is pretty and she does not seem like the type to be on the internet all the time
[04:16] <phobos> runnin n gunnin
[04:17] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> pp no man seriously she is addicted it is worse than crack for her
[04:17] <phobos> MC why u hatin cuz
[04:17] <MC> ifw quit ruining my bits mayne
[04:17] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> she has been on irc while having sex with a guy
[04:17] <phobos> i though u was down wit da clownz
[04:17] <MC> i aint haitin if 'ol boy is wack yall
[04:17] <phobos> Who hasn't done that
[04:17] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> frequenctly
[04:17] <phobos> I mean c'mon
[04:17] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> well yeah but
[04:17] <phobos> C'MON
[04:17] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> look this guy seems pretty internet virgin to me I am breaking it to him
[04:17] <phobos> Oh I see
[04:18] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> I am popping his internet cherry okay
[04:18] <phobos> What a nice guy you are
[04:18] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> okay
[04:18] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> yes
[04:18] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> I know
[04:18] <MC> i dub thee, 'hymen'
[04:18] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> ha
[04:18] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> man
[04:18] <phobos> You are like an Internet guide
[04:18] <MC> welcome to the internet, ill be your guide picture is in order
[04:18] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> worst last name/profession mixup ever, 'dr hymen' is a dentist in my city.
[04:19] <PrOtoPlaSt> a picture of me?
[04:19] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> yes we need one
[04:19] <PrOtoPlaSt> i dont know how to do that
[04:19] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> it helps us cleanse your internet spirit of any bad internet karma.
[04:19] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> draw yourself in mspaint can you do that
[04:19] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> or like do you have a camera
[04:20] <phobos> i will whip one up
[04:20] <MC> upload picture with timestamp
[04:20] <PrOtoPlaSt> i have pictures on my computer
[04:20] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> okay
[04:20] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> look hold on a sec I'll make this easy
[04:20] <PrOtoPlaSt> i dont know how to get it to you
[04:20] <MC> imageshack.us
[04:20] <dh> where are the naked sluts
[04:20] <MC> upload the picture
[04:20] <MC> at my house, they're playing jenga
[04:21] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> http://cl1p.net/ifw/
[04:21] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> okay
[04:21] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> go here
[04:21] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> upload shit
[04:21] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> good times
[04:21] <MC> oh snap
[04:22] <MC> ifw i sent you a gift
[04:22] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> it is a bubblegum girl
[04:22] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> thank you mc
[04:22] <PrOtoPlaSt> how
[04:23] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> I always wanted one of those
[04:23] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> click the folder with an arrow on it
[04:23] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> it is labelled 'files'
[04:23] <MC> are you not very good with computer?
[04:24] <phobos> http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5764/awesomepicturekm6.png <--- I think this is a pretty good picture personally
[04:24] <PrOtoPlaSt> not really
[04:25] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> look it's really straightforward if you can't figvure it out we're gonna think you're lyinhg since you managed to get on irc.
[04:25] <MC> yeah
[04:25] <MC> forrealz dawg
[04:25] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> irc is more complicated that cl1p.net
[04:25] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> than*
[04:25] <phobos> PrOtoPlaSt did you like my pic
[04:25] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> phobos that is probably fairly accurate
[04:26] <phobos> If you don't like it that would hurt my feelings ):
[04:26] <MC> the bad news jews would have been better
[04:27] <MC> but i give you a B for effort
[04:27] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> bad news jews sounds like a bllues band
[04:27] <MC> bad news jews blues
[04:27] <PrOtoPlaSt> those pictures were gross
[04:27] <MC> quite the tongue twister
[04:27] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> playing blue suede shoes
[04:27] <PrOtoPlaSt> but funny
[04:27] <phobos> What pictures
[04:27] <phobos> there is just one my friend!
[04:27] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> a tonight we have the bad news jews blues band playing blue suede shoes for alla yous.
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[04:28] <MC> dudes
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[04:28] <phobos> sup
[04:28] <MC> try saying that, it'd be hardcore
[04:29] <MC> took me quite a while lol
[04:29] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> pp where are the pics
[04:29] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> what is going on with the pics
[04:29] <MC> lol pp
[04:29] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> we need to know
[04:29] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> what
[04:29] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> is happening
[04:29] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> with the pictures
[04:29] <MC> yessir
[04:31] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> is this it
[04:31] <PrOtoPlaSt> ok i think i did it
[04:31] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> you named is vann
[04:31] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> name
[04:31] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> why
[04:31] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> what is that short for
[04:32] <PrOtoPlaSt> its my name
[04:32] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> no
[04:32] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> vann is not a name
[04:32] <PrOtoPlaSt> shit
[04:32] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> it is a vehicle
[04:32] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> with an extra n
[04:32] <PrOtoPlaSt> it is my middle name
[04:33] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> I don't think that is an excuse
[04:33] <PrOtoPlaSt> after my uncle
[04:33] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> why was your uncle named vann
[04:33] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> look this is important okay
[04:33] <PrOtoPlaSt> ok
[04:33] <phobos> Where are the pictures
[04:34] <PrOtoPlaSt> what do you mean
[04:34] <MC> hahahha
[04:34] <MC> dudes name is vann
[04:34] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> http://cl1p.net/ifw/
[04:34] <MC> nah im just playing man lol
[04:35] <MC> my bubblegum girl steals the show
[04:35] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> she has gum
[04:35] <MC> had to try and get your sexy imagedump sexy again ifw
[04:35] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> I can dream
[04:35] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> of an image dump that is sexy
[04:36] <PrOtoPlaSt> but yeah thanks for the info i guess she is not the person i thought she was
[04:36] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> we all realize people are terrible
[04:37] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> one day youmay realize everyone you ever trusted was terrible
[04:37] <PrOtoPlaSt> i gess
[04:37] <MC> what kind of person did you think she was?
[04:37] <phobos> Who are you to judge her
[04:37] <MC> she seems nice from what ive gathered by talking to her
[04:37] <PrOtoPlaSt> she seemed nice and confident
[04:38] <PrOtoPlaSt> she did not seem to hate who she was
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[04:40] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> well I don't think correcting your flaws is really hating yourself. admitting you are a nigger and that it is a problem is the first step towards becoming a clean human being.
[04:40] <PrOtoPlaSt> i deleted that file i had a feeking about that
[04:41] <PrOtoPlaSt> sorry a bad feeking
[04:41] <phobos> I saved that file in case you deleted it
[04:41] <PrOtoPlaSt> feeling
[04:41] <PrOtoPlaSt> oh
[04:41] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> the internet is filled with packrats
[04:41] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> we save everything we see
[04:41] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> no matter how trivial
[04:41] <phobos> yeah
[04:42] <PrOtoPlaSt> oh well i better go. thanks again
[04:42] <IFANTASIZEWEDDINGS> yes, and do watch out for your genitals and spine.
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[03:33] <@Penni-piper> i am going to look you up in the phone book
[03:33] <@Penni-piper> would it be under hamster
[03:33] <@Penni-piper> or killhamster
[03:33] <ifw> dr killhamster
[03:35] <@Penni-piper> i do have thigh high boots 
[03:35] <@Penni-piper> perfect stalker wear
[03:37] <ifw> how thigh high
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[03:37] <@killhamster> awesome
[03:38] <@Penni-piper> mid thigh
[03:38] <@killhamster> one doesn't often encounter a woman in thigh-high boots
[03:39] <ifw> that's insanely high
[03:39] <@killhamster> you shut up
[03:39] <@Penni-piper> i wear them lots under long skirts mostly
[03:39] <ifw> you could comfortably knee someone in the face with that
[03:39] <@Penni-piper> i like sexy surprises
[03:40] <ifw> penni I am still forced to believe you are gender ambiguous
[03:40] <@killhamster> merry christmas to kh
[03:40] <@killhamster> mmm ghb
[03:40] <@Penni-piper> lol ghb
[03:41] <@killhamster> just feed me booze, i'll be all yours in no time
[03:44] <@Penni-piper> i was drugged once it was scary
[03:44] <ifw> are you serious
[03:44] <ifw> how doies that even happen
[03:44] <@Penni-piper> but i felt it and made it tomy car
[03:45] <@Penni-piper> i was at a club and some one gave me a shot of tequila
[03:45] <ifw> some rando guy handed you a shopt of tequila and you said hey yes free booze yes
[03:45] <@Penni-piper> and like 5 min later i started feeling really weird
[03:45] <@Penni-piper> we were dancing and talking
[03:45] <@Penni-piper> and it was a group of us
[03:45] <ifw> wow raping girls at bars is easy
[03:46] <@Penni-piper> :o(
[03:46] <ifw> you have inspired me to purchase a large quantity of ghb
[03:46] <ifw> thank you penni
[03:46] <@Penni-piper> i got away
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[03:47] <@Penni-piper> he was acting too nice and i felt too weird
[03:47] <ifw> how nice is too nice
[03:47] <@Penni-piper> he was talking to me like a baby
[03:48] <ifw> please feed me more horrible facts to help me become a rapist.
[03:48] <@Penni-piper> i will not do any such a  thing
[03:49] <@Penni-piper> i think i scared kh off
[03:49] <ifw> -talk nice but not too nice
[03:49] <@Penni-piper> i am just too smart
[03:49] <ifw> -offer random girls drinks with dhb in them
[03:49] <@Penni-piper> find a dumber girl
[03:49] <ifw> ghb
[03:49] <@killhamster> kh is going to bed
[03:49] <ifw> penni
[03:49] <@killhamster> he knows how to rape
[03:49] <@Penni-piper> goodnight kh
[03:49] <ifw> dumb girls are no fun
[03:49] <@Penni-piper> lol
[03:50] <@Penni-piper> they are easy
[03:50] <ifw> they don't come to a full realization of what it means to have been raped
[03:50] <ifw> they are just like 'oh man I am sore today why'
[03:51] <@Penni-piper> really?
[03:51] <ifw> smart girls are more like 'holy... fucking... shit... I have been used, my body is worthless now, I am nothing more than another man's sexual release, and I am too weak to protect myself form this happening again, I am going to curl up in a ball and regret having ever left my house or trusted anyone ever'
[03:52] <ifw> which is totally a rapist's win
[03:53] <entropy> I'm glad I can't drink
[03:53] <@Penni-piper> cant?
[03:54] <ifw> entropy has a broken liver
[03:54] <entropy> weak liver
[03:54] <@Penni-piper> thanks now i know how to troll a rapist
[03:54] <ifw> she was falcon punched really hard
[03:54] <@Penni-piper> that sux
[03:54] <entropy> lol
[03:54] <entropy> POW! MY BABY!
[03:55] <ifw> it is nice to find a woman who can laugh about unplanned abortion
[03:55] <entropy> dead babies are hillarious
[03:55] <ifw> entropy you are the best woman ever
[03:56] <ifw> please go out into the world and set an example for the rest of them
[03:56] <entropy> i should get pregnant just to have an abortion
[03:56] <ifw> entropy
[03:56] <entropy> and keep the fetus in a jar
[03:56] <ifw> I will pay you twenty dollars
[03:56] <ifw> to let me falcon punch your unborn child to death
[03:56] <@Penni-piper> there is a joke like that
[03:56] <entropy> lol
[03:56] <entropy> I could make a fortune
[03:57] <entropy> letting guys falcon punch me
[03:57] <ifw> and all you'd have to suffer is a bruised abdomen
[03:57] <ifw> plus, you know, essentially risk-free sex?
[03:57] <@Penni-piper> id hold out for more than 20
[03:57] <ifw> I am her first customer okay I get a special deal
[03:57] <entropy> free contraception lol
[03:58] <@Penni-piper> theres always the old push down flight of stairs method
[03:59] <ifw> yeah but there's the broken neck\
[03:59] <ifw> plus
[03:59] <ifw> how often do you get to say
[03:59] <ifw> 'falcon punch!'
[03:59] <ifw> and be genuine about it
[03:59] <entropy> don't wanna risk death
[03:59] <@Penni-piper> true true
[03:59] <ifw> seriously though entropy: $20
[03:59] <entropy> I could bash myself with a hammer
[03:59] <ifw> look me up when you want to get rid of that unborn kid
[04:00] <@Penni-piper> wire hanger $1.00
[04:00] <ifw> that way I can complicate my answer to the question: have you ever killed someone?
[04:00] <ifw> to which I would have to reply, 'it depends on your political alignment'
[04:00] <entropy> wire hangers might destroy my uterus though
[04:00] <entropy> that's gotta hurt
[04:01] <ifw> dude no kidding
[04:01] <@Penni-piper> now im the crazy one
[04:01] <ifw> worst part: you can't tell your blood from the placental mess
[04:01] <ifw> so you bleed to death thinking it was just the baby bleeding out
[04:01] <@Penni-piper> you gotta make it in the hole
[04:02] <entropy> lol
[04:02] <ifw> yeah but what man would know where the cervical entrance is
[04:02] <ifw> men are retarded
[04:02] <ifw> most can't even find the gspot
[04:02] <entropy> sitting in the blood of dead babies
[04:02] <ifw> some can't even find the clitoris
[04:02] <entropy> IT'S THE PINK PART
[04:03] <ifw> "It's all pink dammit!"
[04:03] <entropy> how dumb can you get?
[04:03] <entropy> idiots
[04:03] <ifw> ha
[04:03] <ifw> hey
[04:03] <entropy> just ask the girl then
[04:03] <ifw> HEY NOW
[04:03] <entropy> lol
[04:03] <ifw> I AM ALSO MALE AND YOU ARE INSULTING ME BY ASSOCIATION HERE
[04:04] <ifw> well entropy I won't stand for it
[04:04] <ifw> I can only offer you fifteen dollars now.
[04:04] <entropy> ALL MEN ARE BASTARDS! WOMYN POWER! FREE TIBET! W000
[04:04] <ifw> oh womyn
[04:04] <@Penni-piper> i am picturing cartwheels
[04:04] <entropy> stop opressing me
[04:05] <@Penni-piper> i like being opressed
[04:05] <ifw> I'm offering you the freedom of being punched for pro-choice
[04:05] <ifw> which is my new campaign
[04:05] <entropy> I have the right to choose a falcon punch, IT'S MY BODY!
[04:05] <ifw> 'punches for pro-choice'
[04:05] <ifw> it's like the walk for breast cancer, but more fun
[04:05] <entropy> the logo is a fist
[04:06] <@Penni-piper> i am going to make a template 
[04:06] <entropy> right to choose, right to live, right to falcon punch.
[04:06] <entropy> my kid
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[04:07] <ifw> entropy seriously though, $15
[04:07] <ifw> go get pragnat for me
[04:07] <entropy> I'd want at least 100
[04:07] <ifw> you have to offer a special deal for your first customer
[04:07] <entropy> lol
[04:08] <ifw> I'd only do the hundred if it was my unborn kid
[04:08] <entropy> lol
[04:08] <ifw> that's bundling services
[04:08] <entropy> That makes it personal
[04:09] <ifw> yeah but then I get to find a sweet pair of sunglasses
[04:09] <ifw> and like, take them off, saying, 'this time, it's personal.' followed by 'FALCON PUNCH!'
[04:10] <ifw> or maybe a too-tight shirt that I can rip off by flexing
[04:10] <ifw> or like. 'hasta la vista, baby'
[04:11] <entropy> the baby part is perfect
[04:12] <entropy> a few hours to christmas
[04:12] <ifw> where are you?
[04:12] <entropy> Australia
[04:12] <ifw> oh man
[04:12] <ifw> are you saying I would have to pay for a plane ticket to australia AND the 15 bucks?
[04:13] <ifw> that's ridiculous
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[04:13] <entropy> I could be falcon kicked by a kangaroo...
[04:13] <ifw> a dingo kicked my baby
[04:14] <entropy> DINGO PUNCH!
[04:14] <ifw> it is not the same
[04:14] <entropy> nope
[04:15] <ifw> penni is much closer maybe she will agree to this awesome deal
[04:15] <ifw> penni: $15
[04:16] <entropy> an unbeatable deal
[04:16] <ifw> considering you'd pay about $500 for a professional to do it
[04:17] <ifw> ...
[04:17] <ifw> ladies I just had a brilliant plan for trolling the world
[04:18] <ifw> pregnancy doesn't have much of an outward physical appearance until the second trimester
[04:18] <ifw> so normal girls could claim to be pregnant and in the first trimester without much argument
[04:19] <ifw> I propose the organization of a falcon punch for pro-choice community
[04:19] <ifw> wherein women videorecord their falcon punch abortions and post them
[04:20] <ifw> the best part will be the part when actual pregnant women join the community
[04:32] <entropy> lol
[04:32] <entropy> It needs to be done
[04:33] <ifw> I know right
[04:33] <entropy> just post videos of girls being punched in the stomache
[04:33] <ifw> are there a lot of those somewhere
[04:33] <ifw> I'd rather have good acting in it for the first dozen vids or so
[04:34] <ifw> crying, but you know, putting on a brave face, 'for womyn everywhere'
[04:34] <ifw> that way dumb feminists buy into it and humanitarians have a shit fit.
[04:36] <ifw> it would be a source of nearly unlimited drama