Hentai
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Hentai is an ever-so-popular large series of what is basically pornography drawn in Anime style. It can vary from simple image of a young woman playing with herself to a girl hanging upside down, her anus to the width of a dinner plate with several men pouring cum into her rectum to fill her intestines up to the very top. Hentai is everywhere, and it has males, females, gays, straights, bisexuals, lesbos, and varies from every age from newborn babies to screwing at least 100 year-old corpses IN THE ASS.
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Characteristics
- Shit
- Piss
- Tits
- Ass
- Underaged girls
- And of course, BIG DARK SHLONG.
Hentai and the Japanese: A Comparison
Hentai is commonly the exact opposite of what goes on in the slitty-eyed, Asian, IRL world.
- In a hentai, the girl is always a curvy, innocent girl with lush, thick hair, giant shiny eyes and tits that can be perfect in many different ways: peach-sized cute little titties everyone wants to squeeze, to realistic implants the size of watermelons. IRL, Asian girls are whores with disgusting bodies: thin, greasy hair, only five-foot-two, small tits with one innie nipple and one outie, and a horizontal vagina to match their slanty eyes.
- Guys are usually tall, muscular but not too meaty. Usually with a penis the size of your arm. And a bishie-like face. In real life, Japanese men are short and bald with a baby penis. (And a bishie face is highly unlikely.)
- During hentai sex, the male is able to fully please his partner, who, despite being raped and/or tortured, cries above all the pure ecstacy and has multiple intense orgasms and sweat running down her thick, supple thighs. Meanwhile, the guy unleashes gallons upon gallons of non-impregnantable semen all over her body three times without becoming utterly exhausted like ALL MEN do in reality.
- IRL, Japanese women stick around for a year or two with the wealthy business dude before packing up their expensive clothing and Hello Kitty merch to travel to America so they can fulfill the fantasy to be bukkaked all they want by men with giant dicks.
- All hentai depicts scenes that greatly resemble rape. This reflects the mentality of the Japanese, who find rape very arousing (and dream of doing it someday).
- Only in hentai can a 12 year old boy have a horse's dick and a six pack and the ability to fuck his own mother.
Hentai hypothesis
Hentai is only watched by frustrated powerless nerds, who, having absolutely no ability to project their desires in real life, decide to wank to disgusting rape cartoons. They vent their frustration in failing to get laid by masturbating furiously to beautiful girls tearing up and screaming in pain getting raped in a cartoon porn.
Fetish hentai
- Bondage -It just wouldn't be hentai if there wasn't some gorgeous adolescent bound in an impossible position, terror filling her huge eyes etc. because she can't possibly escape the heinous bukakeing she's about to get.
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 Hentai artists believe that if the vagoo is censored, it won't damage you for years to come. |
Basically imaginary characters, like a girl made entirely out of wax about to fuck a girl made out of paper. This genre is completely unnecessary, however, because pretty much all of hentai is a fantasy that could never happen IRL.
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 Of course a piece of slime is going to fuck a cat |
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Basically, a girl, usually age 17-20, notices one day she feels funny down there. She then discovers her clitoris has swollen up. Then, all the sudden, it shoots out and grows to a dick bigger than the motherfucking fridge.
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 Almost as weird as shitting dick nipples. |
 For the little bit MOAR wrong: clit-dick-2-in-one. |
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 A sub-genre; lolis with dicks. |
 How could we leave Bible Black out? |
- Gay sex -Another long Japanese tradition, hentai which involves gay sex and is kinda like yaoi. For more information see the anal sex and homosexual articles.
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- Guro -There is no 'textbook definition’ guro because it's short for "grotesque" which could mean anything, but the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing naked animu girls. Usually by means of big robots, huge ugly as fuck monsters, or twisted psychos with big fucking knives. And almost always with sexual overtones. Everyone knows seeing naked animu girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic. Made with love just for you, the man who was first to learn that nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like jamming a five-inch knife up someone's cookie.
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 What crosses most folk's minds when they view Guro is: "How the FUCK would she still be alive???" |
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- Harem -One of the largest hentai genres ever, what makes it popular is that it is the ultimate wapanese nerd wishful fantasy: Lots and lots of hot 16 year old virgin schoolgirls with tits the size of basketballs constantly wanting to fuck the shy introverted 13 year old boy.
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 He fucking wishes! |
 Shinji fucking wishes! |
 She fucking wishes! |
- Incest Family members fucking with other family members. Usually a black-and-white comic. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TITTY MONSTER
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- Lesbian sex Exactly what you'd expect: pretty girls scissoring like mad. For lesbian hentai, look up yuri or lestai. Warning, the Japanese like giving chicks dicks (futanari), so just make sure to Google with caution, you sick fuck!!
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- Kancho -The sexual act of sticking your fingers up someone's asshole by surprise. Most commonly done by children in Japan as their version of first base. In dating, kancho is Japan's version of kissing.
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- Shitting dick nipples -Name pretty much states it. This type of hentai is very big in both Japan and Russia.
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- Tentacle rape -A tradition in Japan. Since censorship laws prohibit the showing of pubes and the male penis, hentai creators substitute the latter with bizarre alien tentacles, thus creating some serious lulz. Tentacle porn has a long history in Japanese art. You can bet that Cthulhu has an extensive collection of tentacle porn that measures to be about 700 gigabytes. Don't be afraid. Remember: Love is a warm tentacle.
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 18th Century tentacle sex. |
 Tentacles of joy |
 Looks surprised, doesn't she? |
 Gay version |
 heh heh, this is great |
 oh yeah, hehehe |
 heheheheheh |
 Aww... |
Age Hentai
- Toddlercon (Both Genders, 0-5 years old) -Toddlercon is for those Michael Jacksons out there that really like them young. I mean really young. I mean so young that they're still in nappies. So young they're fresh from their mother's vagina. Babyfuck is awwwwwright though.
- Examples: Are under the investigation of the Police. You can help by googling up some pictures, or shooting up some Police irl
- Lolicon (Girls, 6-15 years old) -It's hentai child porn starring girls aged 5-16. All the girls must have either small tits or no tits at all, which makes them resemble males... Oh wait, that's why they like lolicon.
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 Hentai stars often work at Japanese restaurants. |
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- Shotacon (Boys, 6-15 years old) -Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai child porn, but with underage boys starring in it. Occasionally like yaoi, except younger and with less pubes.
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- Yaoi (Boys, 16-24 years old) -They're finally grown up and now legal. Usually drawn to look like gay twinks.
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 Kawaii. ^____^ |
- Yuri (Girls, 16-24 years old) -Now that it's under legal yuri features teenage girls having wild sex.
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 Notice that only the females are censored. This is due to Japan's obsession with teh cock. |
- Yukkkko (Men, 50-99 years old) -See main article.
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See also
External links
- Probably the less sick Hentai site there, Pedo is banned 4revah!
- Watch Hentai Online For Free
- Hentai doll gets raeped
- A huge hentai collection.
- Best rated animu in Hentai
- Hentai bondage/rape game.
- The Lighter Side of Tenticle Hentai
- LOLWUT Hentai
- Free Hentai Stuff
- Moar hentai!
- Luscious hentai ANYTHING HERE
- FREE HENTAI! You sick fucks need it
- Italian Henti complete with guro
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Hentai is part of a series on Hentai. |
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Hentai is part of a series on Anime. |
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