User:Infin8Monkeys

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Infinite monkeys, as represented on a blotter used for LSD distribution.

It was once thought that if an infinite number of monkeys were placed in a room with an infinite number of computers and left there for all eternity, eventually they would randomly generate brilliant works of prose and poetry, such as The Complete Works of Shakespeare or Org's Odyssey.

[edit] Scientific Results

Myspace is just one of the horrors spawned by the monkeys.

So far, this grand experiment has only resulted in defecation on keyboards, the smashing of monitors, and the creation of the internets.

[edit] About the User

Infin8Monkeys is primarily a grammar Nazi, who feels more confident IRL since beginning to edit ED.

[edit] Articles Contributed Significantly To:

• Pokémon
• Digimon
• PostSecret
• The Gorillaz
• The Anti-ED-Club
• IFavTrash
• Realm-Of-The-Shadows

[edit] See Also

RAPE APE

Arctic Monkeys

Monkey Island

Internets