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User:JiZZy
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1997: Known as "malkav" at the time, decided to become an op of a rather empty #2600 channel on Undernet, not to be a hacker, but to fuck with people who joined thinking it was the official 2600 magazine channel for lulz
1997: Trolled RLoxley way before Bantown did when RLoxley joined #2600 on Undernet and asked if anybody knew Emmanuel Goldstein and would please have him call back
1998: Lost interest in #2600 and became involved in b0g.org's #b0g, an IRC channel which satired the "hax0r" scene so prevalent at the time. Got prominent user krplunker to show tits and masturbate with a toy sword on webcam.
1999: b0g.org owner tress starts challenging everyone in #b0g to play the Yahoo! game "WordRacer". Tress always wins despite hundreds of challenges.
1999: Malkav discovers a program called "WordRacerBuddy" that lets a program play WordRacer for you. Malkav challenges tress to a game of WordRacer using WordRacerBuddy. Malkav defeats tress by 3 points, the first time tress has ever lost. Tress calls malkav a cheater. Malkav points out that tress, who lost, found 47 words in a crossword puzzle in 5 seconds.
1999: Malkav is banned forever from #b0g, floods #hackpreak for a while, gets bored, starts playing starcraft and smoking pot
2001: Malkav starts reading posts at threshold of -1 on slashdot.org and gets pulled back in
2001: Malkav starts posting on slashdot.org emulating the likes of Trollercoaster, Trollaxor, ShiTroll and AdolfHitroll under the username JismTroll
2003: JismTroll starts seeing these fucked up first posts on slashdot similar to posts by now-defunct troll organization The CLIT. They call themselves the GNAA. The GNAA gives specific instructions on how to join the GNAA irc server, but JismTroll at first believes it's fake, there's no way it could be real.
2003: Following the same idea of starting a fake #2600 to troll people believing they were going to have some h4x0r chats, JismTroll starts #k-rad, still keeping the nick malkav on Undernet.
2003: JismTroll finally joins #GNAA for the first time. Gets too much shit for having Troll on his nick and goes for "jISM". Invites GNAA member DiKKy to join his channel #k-rad and check it out.
2003: DiKKy takes over #k-rad and scrolls Mein Kampf for several days.
2003: DiKKy and KiSSy lol about the takeover a lot and also scroll the fuck out of #GNAA. DiKKy and KiSSy become heartiez with jISM, who has a completely original idea and changes his nick to JiZZy.
2004: JiZZy completely forgets about and abandons #k-rad forever because GNAA has 40 times more people in it and is a lot more lol. At first keeps trying to get other GNAA members to join Undernet and troll the fuck out of it, and fails. Also tries to get #k-rad members to join #GNAA, robtro and odinala join but soon get banned.
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