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My name is Jo and I am an incredible asshole. If you piss me off, I shall violate all of your various sexual orifices.

Contents 1 About Me 2 Beliefs 3 Likes and Dislikes 3.1 Music 3.2 People 3.3 Food 3.4 Sex 4 Lulzy Events Of Note 5 Jo's Favorite Pixxx

About Me

Hi fags, I'm going to tell you a bit about me. I'm not a troll in the sense that I troll losers and retards. I'm a troll in the sense that I troll trolls who make poor attempts to troll said losers and retards. I am a troll's troll. If I ever flame you, it's because you're a fucktard. Basically, I like to point out the Uncyclopedia-to-EncyclopediaDramatica migrants. Uncyclopedia is unfunny. If I see Uncyclopedia-ish crap, I'll call you out on it. So, please, take the time to find out just why I think you came right out of Uncyclopedia, and try to change your unguided ways.

Beliefs

I'm an Atheist. I believe humans evolved from niggers.

Likes and Dislikes

Music

I like everything. Except nigger noise. Dirty coon trash!

People

I'm a huge whore. I stick my penis into any and all people, except for trannies, famiry members, and Jennifer Aniston.

Food

Fat people disgust me. I eat a lot, but I'm thin. I'm genetically like this.

Sex

I don't have a lot of it. I work 10 and a half hours a day, five days a week, so I really only have Saturday off. But I can go ahead and say that I can make even the most manly man moan and cry like a chick.

Lulzy Events Of Note

I wrote the bible over 9000 years ago to troll the retards for the lulz.

Jo's Favorite Pixxx