User:JollyRoger
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Rayse teh Jolly Roger!!!111!!!
Phineas K. Phuqtard, otherwise known as the JollyRoger, Mungo the Homely Retard, "you fucking son of a bitch", and Slovenian Dept. of Corrections #20349876 is a fat, ugly, illiterate pedophile. When not fapping to CP and getting dragged away by the Party Van for said fapping, Phineas can be found drowning in a massive puddle of his own sweat and semen, spamming and trolling every decent website on the interbutts.
Phineas' Favorite Pastimes
Like moast interwubz users, Phineas cannot read or write, but somehow manages to make his way around the interwebs. He used to be an avid editor of TOW and spent countless hours terrorizing n00bs under his infamous sock puppets Durova, SlimVirgin, Mongo, and jwales. He was finally banhammered for posting too many links to his favorite Fuckipedia shortcuts, WP:NIGGERTITS and WP:GODIEINAHOLE. He nao spends countless hours lovingly editing his MySpace page, where he has only one friend, the notorious emo-fag friendwhore Tom Anderson. Phineas doesn't hate MySpace yet because he doesn't know that they consider ED to be teh spam.
A quiet introspection on Phineas' adventures with good pal Pedobear
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
Now I'd liek to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became Bubba's bitch of cell-block 34
In teh interwub basement born and raised
In 4chan is how I spent moast of my days
Chilling out, haxin, relaxin all cool and fapping to CP and startin' to dr00l
When a couple of cops, that were up to no good
Started makin trouble in mah neighborhood
I got in one little trap, me an Pedobear
Chris Hansen said "Why don't you have a seat over there?"
They whistled for the party van and when it came near
The license plate said "FEDS" and it had AIDS in the rear
If anything I could say we were in despair
But I thought "Nah, forget it, free flight on Con-Air!"
We pulled up to the big house round 6 or 7
I said to Pedobear, yo man this ain't heaven
Looked at the cell, we was finally there
Gettin rimmed out by Bubba, just me and Pedobear
On a more personal note
Phineas now spends most of his time on the internets on Usenet @ alt.herpes.personals
See also
Goatse Phineas admires the all mighty Kirk Johnson
Gallery of Purulent Crap
 Flashing nigras is fun for all |
 Ass pirate Jolly Roger |
 Goatse is 1337 |
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 Someone put a hat on Phineas' nigger |
 ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING UNLEASH THE FUCKING AWESOME MIGHT OF FUCKING BILLY MAYS? FUCK. |
 OH NOES |
