User:Justsomebody/gallantmon8

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gallantmon8, looking at Rosalina pictures.

It isn't something to be proud of...

gallantmon8 (real name Benjamin Schroeder) is one of many Tartlets with a passion for a fictional character, with him being the #1 Lover of Rosalina, a fictional princess from Super Mario Galaxy who is nothing more than a Peach recolor. Taking this steps further than the usual horny teenager, he actually believes that Rosalina loves him as well and constantly requests pictures of her to other Tartlets. What differentiates him most is the fact that he's had E-girlfriends who he broke up with due to how focused he was on Rosalina.

On deviantART

This stamp is one of his many requests, as a teenager's horniness for a fictional princess needs to be acknowledged by others.

It isn't Rosalina, so it's worthless!

Disregarding the artist's effort, gallant wants it started from scratch.

Like many on the internet, gallant got his boost to fame from what he did as a Tartlet. His gallery consists of MS Paint skills comparable to Chasethehedgehog, blurry photography, legos, and screenshots of a Pokemon game and various websites. He has a meme obsession, which includes him often using them as subjects for his art and saying "FALCON EDIT" instead of "edit". However, he became high-profile due to frequently commenting and faving many pictures, usually of Nintendo, memes, and even fat pictures.

gallant pretends to be friends with seemingly any Mario fan who draws and takes advantage of this by requesting Rosalina pictures (often paired up with himself), perhaps since his artistic capabilities are limited to scribbling. Searching "gallantmon8" on dA brings up many results, and a large percentage of these are his requests. These pictures provide him him with fapping material for the next few hours.

His request whoring hasn't always worked smoothly. One such case was when he requested the usual "gallant with Rosalina" picture to ChatRoyale, who was talented but was Italian and didn't have the best understanding of English. She interpreted the request as a picture of him with Peach, (understandably, considering Rosalina is Peach with a blue dress) thus drawing a picture of that. Instead of accepting the mistake and taking it as it is, gallant dealt with it immaturely and wanted it redone, which did occur.

It takes someone special to mess up a Kirby star...	...or a block from Mario.	The O RLY Ghost.	Another meme drawing of his. The airbrush tool makes for an even worse laser effect.
It's predictable that he made a picture like this when he reached that many pageviews.	Even a person barely more talented is still good enough for gallant.	An instance of gallant being rude to a friend.	When provoked, gallant lashes back with memes and blocking. I hope your'e happy, f**khead.

Trolling

Car transformation is an example of a Rosalina picture that goes past gallant's limit.

His response to the car picture while others respond with truth. And because this isn't on his page, he can't hide the comments.

Even though gallant hides all trolling on his page, troll comments can still be seen if you view the Page Source.

“	Wow you have to be the most selfish person I've ever seen. My god what do you have shoved up your ass that makes you act like this? I'm being compleatly serious right now too, I've seen you be incredibly rude to people for not drawing you requests or not drawing requests how you want saying they "suck" or look like "crap" Are you that spoiled that you can't at least say "No thank you, maybe another time" You ask requests from EVERYONE and always get what you want, I'm truely suprised you haven't asked me for a request and I know the only reason you watched me was to get one. Seriously, it's amazing that you even have friends. Your friends care for you and it's so sad that you don't feel the same towards them. And if you do say "Yes I do care for them" Then answer me this "How?" You demand them to serve your every need and treat them like crap in this way in return. And I know either two things will happen out of this. You'll either Block me, hide this comment, and call me a troll for pointing out your faults, OR you will reply with a a plz account of some overused meme. Which I find to be hilarious since you say you hate 4chan so much, yet you use meme's from the site. You should be thankful that your friends want to play with you in the first place, you should be thankful that they still put up with you, that they draw you your silly little requests even though you're so rude to them.	„
—TailzandBlueberry

“	how can u like Rosalina, shes ugly!!!	„
—EvilQueenDaisy

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Elsewhere on the Internet

So hardcore that he can't say faggotry without censoring it.

Besides dA, there are various places where gallant pops up at. On iScribble, he occasionally collaborates with more talented people (throwing in his slop in the process) and posts the finished results on dA, possibly in an attempt to have comparatively decent art. He's also on Tegaki E, where you can't collaborate on art so there's ONLY shit on his account.

He uses YouTube and has awful, effortless videos there. A fan of YouTube Poop, he's made Poops in Windows Movie Maker which repeat a Zelda CD-i clip over and over while using different WMM special effects on the clips. Even lazier videos of his reverse music from games such as Donkey Kong and Banjo Kazooie. gallant himself appears in a recent video.

He's an admin at the somewhat inactive forum Rosalina Paradise, sometimes posting threads relating to his various relationships. An account is needed to view posts and an admin needs to activate your account for posting access, but unactivated accounts can still view posts.

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His dA Relationships

The Lucky Star picture in question.

Poor thing.

gallant, in spite of his arrogance, has somehow has had E-girlfriends, although none of them lasted. His first was supermariokoolgirl, who was at one point a Meta-Knight fangirl. They went with the relationship for some time, gallant frequently posting his love for her and Rosalina on supermariokoolgirl's userpage and requesting several pictures of him with Rosalina to her. One controversy started in September 2008 when gallant commented on a picture by waluigis-girl that traced the original characters of gallant, smkg, and others over a Lucky Star picture. As smkg's character had a cheerleader-like expression, gallant commented that she might have had Meta-Knight up her butt. smkg did not take this nicely, so as a result gallant depressingly apologized and said that he'll always love her and Rosalina. Due to his focus on Rosalina, he stopped with the e-relationship sometime afterwards.

After he was done with smkg, he had a relationship with DragonKazooie89, also known as Heather. Heather was smarter than smkg, and merely tolerated gallant as he spammed his love on her userpage. Heather's tolerance dwindled and she had it with gallant's obsessing. gallant finally learned that Heather had no romantic interest in him, so he cried a river of tears on Rosalina Paradise, convinced that he'll be doomed to a life without true love. On Tegaki E, he drew this gem where he really did cry a river of tears for the same reason.

BEN!!!	gallant was sorry he offended smkg.	gallant expresses love by spamming.	A Banjo Kazooie collab gallant did with Heather. He can't even draw LETTERS.
Be glad you still have Rosalina.	His lack of true love has gotten serious. He's gotten to the point where he admits that Rosalina doesn't exist.