User:Kalp456
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Session Start (anonimonster_v2:swalls714): Tue Dec 04 13:25:59 2007 [13:26] swalls714: HI! [Offline Message (Tue Dec 04 13:25:59 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: Betcha didn;t know I wasn;t BANNED but actually SUSPENDED! [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:08:40 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: LOSER! [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:08:55 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: BIOTCH! [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:08:58 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: anyway you are only HALF right about that thing RUINING my life but hey your retard dork squad IRL just messed up and stole all my art supplies at the college I go to, shows how much you guys are liberal RETARDS! [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:09:02 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: anyway if you GUYS at ED jsut asked me so you can make an article about me, I would have GIVEN you amillion dollars to make me. my fusona character too look like an IDIOT! [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:09:50 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: you jsut don't understand do you... [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:10:33 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: You are just somebodywho has no LIFE.... [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:10:39 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: I pitty you... [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:11:31 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: Wishing you had a brain... [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:11:35 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: And a question...how will you be remembered? [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:11:41 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: Will epople see ED? [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:12:00 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: HELL NO! [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:12:04 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: With the upgrade to the net it will be GONE! [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:12:06 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: so think about it, go join the navy or military and JOIN Bush and stop being a liberal... [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:12:14 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: because hey democrats SUCK! [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:12:32 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: And ED is history you will be hearing from my Lawyer... [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:12:41 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: and hey [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:12:52 2007)] [13:26] swalls714: and yes I CAN get away with it you MORON! [Offline Message (Sat Dec 01 14:12:54 2007)]
I am Anonimonster.
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[edit] DA and FA recognize my art now :(
Why dun the furries like me. Daww. :'(
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[edit] Counter Trolled
On a recent quest to troll Furcadiafags, I found myself getting a little more than I expected. My boyfriend was also on AIM helping toss back and forth trolling ideas. While searching for a good trolling location I was randomly solicited for yiff by some cock hungry furfag. Having not found any subjects yet, I took this as an opportunity to troll the bastard.
I played along seriously, waiting for the right momemt to extract lulz from him. He seemed smarter than my last sex-trolling victim, so I didn't try pullng the same stunts right off the bat. I tried seeing what it took to piss him off. Hell, I even shoved a toucan up his ass. I grew weary as I found nothing I did fazed the sickfuck.
Just when I considered pulling the sickest shit I could think of in one big onslaught (hoping that something would have to piss him off), this happens:
Izengrimm smiles seductively. "I'll let you go, if you promise to do one thing for me..."<BR> Izengrimm: 'Just one...<BR> Spermy groans. "What?"<BR> Izengrimm smiles a kind of smug smile, and you get a strange feeling in the pit of your stomach.<BR> Izengrimm: 'Call me Popeye.<BR> Izengrimm: 'You heard me bitch.<BR> Izengrimm: 'IT'S AWWWWRIIIIITE<BR> You say, "what"<BR> Izengrimm: 'UNF UNF UNF AW YEAH BABY FUCK UH UH BABY FUCK<BR> You say, "MOTHERFUCKER"<BR>
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[23:59] BF: omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg CHALLENGER APPEARS [23:59] anonimonster: HOLY SHIT [23:59] BF: I hope you logged all that, Elena will want to see [23:59] BF: considering she helped me at first [00:00] BF: and asked me to tell her how it went [00:00] BF: Sonico knew about it too [00:00] anonimonster: oh [00:00] anonimonster: oh no [00:00] anonimonster: i [00:00] anonimonster: oh no [00:00] BF: [00:00] BF: Okay, has she been telling you about the trolling on Furcadia? [00:00] Thundarbolt: yes [00:00] BF: Okay [00:00] BF: epic secret [00:00] BF: don't tell her [00:00] BF: it's me counter-trolling her as a prank [00:01] BF: play along
[00:00] BF: [00:28] BF: I'm gonna turn the tables on her, as soon as she spits in my eyes I'm gonna backhand her in anger and turn sadist/masochist [00:44] Thundarbolt: Do it [00:45] BF: doing it as we speak [00:45] Thundarbolt: I simply cannot wait for the great switcheroo [00:45] BF: eventually I'm gonna up and shit on her [00:45] BF: out of nowhere [00:46] BF: it'll have to be diarrhea for ultimate effect [00:51] Thundarbolt: 2furs1cup
I had just been pranked/trolled in a joint effort by my boyfriend and my best friend(who also gave him a crash course in how to work Furcadia). Not only that but they had someone else in on it too (Thundarbolt). "Call me Popeye" is also a reference to a trolling log found in the gallery.
Bonus note, the whole ordeal took place in public at the entrance of the "dream". Upon entering, furries would stop for minute and run off as fast as their greasy little fingers could hit the arrow key. Not only did I get trolled, every furry that entered got trolled in the process.
because I fucked up my passwords User:Kalp45
[edit] InSaNe-REYNARD
| HEY THERE! Hey, Kalp456! I saw what you did with InSaNe-REYNARD I just wanted to say keep up the good work |
VERY nice clean up! Archrival 12:18, 28 March 2008 (CDT)
