User:Killhamster
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| HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY |
| KILL YOUR HAMSTER |
| This user carries the Banhammer for ED. |
| FUCK YOU | This user hates you. |
| This user uses Opera and is better than you as a result. |
| 5 | This user is a Goon. |
| This user is in a cult bent on tormenting Dan Lirette. |
| UserID 32 | This user is an old school Dramacrat. |
| This user is a grammar nazi. |
| I can has Acid? |
Former ED SysOp back from his Internet hiatus and once more defending the lulz. Can be found everywhere on the Internet. Idles in Dong Escrow. Singlehandedly brainwashed ajt and turned ED into a Satanic organization.
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Killhamster
Rapehamstor
K-LULZ
The Greatest Story Ever Told
To Do
Geno (SA Habbo "raiding" from long ago, before 4chan found it and made it suck.)
The Parking Lot is Full (Amazing webcomic from years ago)
Lowtax (something better than a shitpost or a redirect)
WoW (it's in desperate need of a complete rewrite)
SUPERJAIL! (it's fucking awesome)
Done
Muslim Massacre
Mixtapes
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The ED IS NOT speech
#[[ED:NOT|ED is not]] a place to trade your [[Docs|Pokemans]], hence, personal information such as real names shouldn't be included in articles unless that name is also the screen name or identity they are best known by online. If the subject wants to leave their dox all over the internet, fine, link to them, but they don't go in the articles, because such things are almost always unfunny.
#[[ED:NOT|ED is not]] [[Uncyclopedia]]. If you want to invent a mass of retarded quotes attributed to pretend authors and include it in an article, there is a wiki which is designed for just that. This is not that wiki. Hence, the pile of quotes was removed.
#[[ED:NOT|ED is not]] your personal army. I never want to see an external links section entitled "troll here". If a person wishes to troll a particular camwhore, they are free to do so, and we won't stop them (nor could we stop them even if we had such a desire). But we don't direct our readers to harass the subjects of articles, for two reasons. First, and foremost, ED is designed to document internet people, places, events, memes, and drama, not to invent drama. If we wanted to invent drama, we would be called "Wikipedia". Secondly, it's simply not funny.
Now, have I made myself abundantly clear? Good. The next person who seeks to undo the edits I instated will feel the wrath of my hammer of ban. --~~~~
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