User:Kirbytime
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I'm an atheist, but I play as a Muslim online for the lulz.
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- JEWS DID WTC
- SHOULD HOMOSEXUALS BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?
- PEDOBEARISED WIKIPEDIA
- lol @ Internet warriors and drama queens on Wikipedia
- banned from richard dawkins chat, gamefaqs, Wikipedia, Conservapedia, Wikiislam, myspace, youtube, and
also recently from ED irclulz only temporary? I did it for the lulz - Imagine a world where all the Wikipedia admins are Jews... oh wait, that's the world we are in right now.
- "I think Kirbytime is a pretty cool guy. eh rapes lolis and doesn't afraid of anything" - <3
Found on 4ch:
[edit] Real pedophiles
I know many of you here like to joke about CP, but one thing I've noticed is that several people have the mistaken assumption that nobody actually likes it. Some of you think that we only pretend to like it. No, we actually do like it. There are actual pedophiles here on /b/. I am one myself, although I'm exclusively a girl-lover. I like adult women too, but younger girls are fine too. Now many of you are going to say "omg mental disorder" or whatever. and you're wrong. Everyone has a different taste for sexual attraction. If it's normal to be aroused by older women (like milfs), why is it not normal to be aroused by younger? Now, there is a big difference between having sexual thoughts about little girls, and actually acting them out. I personally do not think it is right to have sex with children, but it's a fantasy, much like how girls fantasize about being raped. It's not my fault I was born this way.
Pedophilia, or better said, pedosexuality, is just as much of a sexual orientation as heterosexuality or homosexuality. Most child molesters are not actual pedophiles, they're heteros/homos who just in it for the thrill. No true girl lover would want to actually hurt little girls.
But whereas I'm aroused by CP, I am also disgusted by it because I know children are being harmed in the making. I try my best to only view virtual child porn so I can know for sure that no cute lolis are harmed.
So in conclusion, I would enjoy fucking a loli, but I wouldn't do it because it would hurt her. But pedosexuality is a mental thing, not a physical. Even if I was celibate for the rest of my life I would still be considered pedosexual because I'm aroused by little girls. I want to cuddle with them, eat ice cream with them, buy them clothes, make them laugh, play with them. Sometimes I rub my PENIS on them when they don't notice, but I haven't done anything more than that.
TL;DR Pedophiles are real
[edit] Best experience ever
This is NOT me.... I found it on 4chan. Only a fool would take anything here posted as fact.
Guys, I just had the most amazing experience ever.
Ok first some background info. I am not ugly or fat or anything. I'm just a very lonely and antisocial I guess. The most I have EVER done is have a girl smile at me. Nothing more than that. Never had girlfriend, etc. you know the drill.
However, all of that changed tonight.
You see, tonight was a family party. There was family there. That's not important. What's important was there was this 6 year old girl. I'm 19 years old. She was so incredibly beautiful. Nice eyes, long hair, great buds in her chest, and soft legs. I was aroused when I saw her. But that's not all. She liked to play rough. I brought her into my room and she started jumping all over me and everything. I "pretended" to fight back to no avail. Eventually she gets on top of me on my bed. My cock was throbbing so hard right then. I had NEVER done this with a girl before, HOLY SHIT. My dick was engorged with blood all the way. She was sitting on my chest but my dick was rubbing against her ass. So I say "ok what will you do to me?". She said "now I will kiss you and give you cooties!!!". Epic. That's all I can say about that.
So let's backtrack. I have NEVER done anything with a girl, EVER. Now this cute loli comes into my life and goes all the way to first base with me. It was crazy. Almost like a dream. At this point I tried to shift her so she was sitting on my PENIS. IT WORKED HOLY FUCK. Then she started bouncing. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.Most amazing feeling ever. Afterwards, she then started to scratch me (lol wtf?). But then after that we did a passionate hug. She had to stand on the table so we could meet face to face. It was sooo cute ^_^.Guys, I highly recommend it. I now know what it's like to hug a girl. God Damn. But that's not all. She then jumps off the table and onto me!!!! I had to grab her and she almost fell off. But luckily, my cock stood in the way and she snuggled right onto it. My cock was rubbing against her pussy. Of course, with clothes on, but you cannot believe how amazing it was. I can't even explain it.
Well, that was it. After this happened, her mom started calling her. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom and starting jacking off like mad. BEST ORGASM EVER!!! And now, 30 minutes after the fact, I share this experience with /b/. BTW, my cock is still hard.
The only thing I'm thinking is... if it was so wonderful with a SIX year old, how godly is it with a girl my own age???
TL;DR virgins should start with younger (around 6 years old) girls
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