User:Leelan
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[edit] Leelan
Leelan is a 19 year old self-diagnosed homosexual and is therefore going straight to hell. Why? God says so, that's why.
Despite being a tremendous bender, Leelan has a fascination with tentacle rape. Maybe Anime Japanese schoolgirls remind him less of his mother than other women do.
A serial avoider (and closet sex offender), he will ignore anybody he decides is too "1337". This is the main thing that allows him to be labeled the big fucking drama queen that he is.
Often persecuted for being a Myspace whore, in a sea of LiveJournal whores.
[edit] History
Born in the state of Victoria, in 1984. After being raped by a horde of pedophiles he moved to Queensland with his parents and older brother at age 4. Reasons for the move vary upon who you're asking and how much alcohol they have consumed. It's generally accepted that his so-called mother (lovely woman, shame about the rampant promiscuity) was to attend a tsunami in Townsville and that was the reason. However it has been said that she only did it to get away her ip off of Craigslist. Nobody here gives a fuck though.
After 10 years of boredom, telekinesis and very warm weather, it was decided that the family was to move once more. Leelan started attending high school in a much larger city with the number of homosexuals in his lovelife greatly increased. Once again, no one really gives a fuck (except for Ronald Reagan).
[edit] Interests
It has been decided, based on gathered lmaonade about entertainment preferences, that Leelan will soon begin sex-offending, probably starting with rape at first but then working his way up to full blown dungeon-in-cellar serial killing with his handmade cockpuppet. He is a furry, and is renowned in the local scene for his marsupial strip-act to the tune of 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport' by Rolf Harris.
- Anime/Manga -pervert
- Comics
- Furry Culture - pervert
- Online Fiction - read porn - pervert
- Science Fiction
- Castration
- MRI Scans
- Daft Punk
- Verisimilitude
- Feeding small babies to dingos - Australian
[edit] Relationships
Having a very introverted nature, despite being a furry stripper, Leelan prefers to sit at home and work on his furry yiffing art, reading animal porn.
[edit] Tolerable Persons
Jamie : Best friend since 2nd grade. Ended up moving almost a year after Leelan did. They where very happy to be together again, immediately getting married illegally and dying together in a freak train wreck.
Holly : A Born Again Christian who met Leelan in high school and decided to be incessantly nice to him dispite his loud mocking of the centipedes in her vagina. She's training to become a youth councilor and has an active social life as a slave in the S&M scene. Will probably be Leelan's first victim.
[edit] Quotes
"Come to the dark side, we have cookies that I have drugged so I can rape you."
"Up the bum no babies."
"You dare mock my fur suit?"
Leelan: You cheated!
Jamie: Haha, fuck you Leelan
Leelan: With my father? You bastard! -(never introduce Jamie to your family, he's a big cheating bad man)
"You can keep someone in a dungeon and still be nice to them, it's not all about pain and stuff."
"You define the word 'virgin' in the traditional way. I, that I haven't raped them yet."
[edit] Contributions
Leelan has written and created pages on Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica. Originally Wikipedia, but moved on to ED when he realised it was more fun to make shit up then deal with all the facts.
[edit] Pages
A list of the pages Leelan has created. It's possible every word he's written on them has been edited out (like on this one, his user page) but fuck it, he made em!
Have added useless infomation to..
Poetry - added 'Where to find poetry?' section.
Douglas Adams - added picture.
Myspace - added 'List of Common Annoyances'.
AIDS - added how the pope is killing africans and laughing evily cos he's a racist ass.
