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User:LongLiveRock/The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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LoL Wut?
LoL Wut?
I REMEEEEMBEEEER..DOING THE TIIIIIME WAAAARPPP...
I REMEEEEMBEEEER..DOING THE TIIIIIME WAAAARPPP...

What's worse then just a regular transvestite? Why, a sweet transvestite, of course.

In reality, The Rocky Horror Picture Show wasn't a movie, oh no, it was an experiment by FOX to see how much money they could rake in by playing this movie in conservative towns. Although the movie features enough incest to satisfy them, they complained about the over blatant homosexuality. There was enough gayness to rip your guts. RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR!

But the movie, in fact, did become a cult classic (for some reason), and it was played ad nauseum at theaters. People then got the idea to make a fucking mess of the theaters (throwing rice, squirting waterguns, etc.) and dress up as their favorite character from the movie. It's popularity was propelled by being referenced in The Drew Carey show.

The internet was not safe either. You can see at least, a bajillion uploads of the goddamned music videos or faggots lip synching to the songs.

Sadly, the talented people behind it got funding for a sequel, which turned out ot be in no way related to Rocky Horror. It was seen by no one. Not a living soul. Not even by the people who made it.

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[edit] Batshit insane Fans

Fans of the Rocky Horror Picture Show even have different names and rankings for themselves.

Virgin - this is someone who was normal, but has never seen the movie until then (their first time lulz... not really)

Chronic Masturbators - This is a major fan who most likely lives in their mother's basement who owns the DVD, memorizing every line.

[edit] Notable Scenes

  • Seeing Meatloaf's butt crack.
  • Seeing Meatloaf's dead body in a freezer.
  • Seeing Meatloaf's body, chopped up into food.
  • HAWT Trannie on Man on Woman Sex!!!!

[edit] Fun Facts

  • Tim Curry became really fat and started dressing "plainly" after the movie, because he was sick and tired of Rocky Horror Picture Show freaks throwing themselves at him.
  • It's a subpar movie.

[edit] The Timewarp as a trolling technique

Based on the song in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the timewarp is a great way to troll serious business IRC channels like #wikipedia. Basically it involves typing the following:

/me jumps to the left.
/me steps to the right.
/me puts hands on hips.
/me brings knees in tight.
/me pelvic thrusts
/me is driven insane.
/me does the time-warp again.

Followed by copypasta of the previous conversation.

It should be noted that anyone who find this funny or think's they're trolling when doing this should become an hero asap plz.

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