User:Madamduclos
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Madame Duclos is the pain you feel when your ten dollar whore bites the head of your penis on accident. She is the taste of the vomit that sticks to the roof of your mouth after you pass out drunk in the backseat of a car. She is the all-seeing, all-knowing shit of the world that follows you around like your "I haven't showered in five days" smell. Ponder for a moment your place in the nowhere. The Madame will be here to immortalize your piece of nowhere on ED, right where it belongs you COCKSUCKER.
Marquis DeSade on Madame Duclos
"...There is only one thing I can tell you with complete confidence, and that is that at this very moment I'd hugely like to have my hands upon a very impure whore, like my dear Madame Duclos; I'd like her to present me with a bucketful of shit, fill a bowl to above the rim, I'd like her ass to stink from shit, I'd like her cunt to smell like a beach covered with dead fish. But hold! Thérèse, O thou whose filth is as old as the hills, thou who since baptism hast not wiped thine ass, and whose infamous cunt breeds a pestilence three leagues on every side, come bring all that to my my nose's delectation, I beg thee, and to that put a fine wet turd, if 'twould please thee."
-From 120 Days of Sodom
Complaints about Inaccuracies on my ED pages
"I have a complaint about the page you made about me! I'm not gay/diseased/old/fat/ugly/a cosplayfucktard/wapanese/azn/perverted/a troll/stupid or any of teh other meen things you said!"
Response: Eat a bucket of shit and die. Life's tough all over. If I said you were those things, YOU ARE THOSE THINGS. Welcome to your new life. Guess you shouldn't have been such a fucktard. If there weren't fucktards like you online, I wouldn't have to make up pages against you and humiliate you all over the fucking internet. You are the problem here. I'm the victim, not your lame ass.
