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User:Morbid

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Unwarranted self importance

Morbid is an ex-LUEser and one of the few who can openly say he is goth, which alone is a reason to hate him. Besides being mere fecal matter to the rest of society, he has decided to contribute to the many internets anyways. Morbid sucks. Morbid is quite the ladies man and will do anything to gain any slight form of recognition. This includes, but is not limited to: lieing, cheating, telling said girl that his parents died, and eating his own cum (true story).