User:Mr.stupid/lolhikiwi
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Lolhikiwi is a wapanese from Ohio. She and her friend work together to form epic trolling or epic fail singing. Nobody actually knows or is actually willing to know. whatever the case, this has been left as a mystery for the centuries. They seem to have a catgirl fetish. She has a tendency to use the words nya, mew, kawaii, your opinion is wrong, and omg thanx, to the point were it no longer makes since. They once dared to challenge the lulz.
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Un-cute...is that even a word?
they have also been confused with demons, apparently.
Aside from that she is quite popular and even has someone wishing to fuck her.
She, being a YouTube troll(?), makes terrible fandubs and constantly butchers the Japanese language which is OMG SO KAWAII-DESU! Of course this is quite possibly intentional (keyword:troll). The reason that it is difficult to tell if their serious or not is because she constantly changes between troll and serious. They might also be dudes.
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[edit] Videos
Their videos consist of random fail karoake or possibly successful trolling. Nobody really cares. Their fandubs/trolls include such shitty animu openings such as:
They also consist of random shit, rants, hentai openings, and their opening.:
- MEW MEW NIA METAMORPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-SIS!, one mew is enough.
- Super desu Riri-and-Berra and Margareta theme song!, desu goes at the end of a sentence
The list goes on forever.
[edit] Theories
- Theory #1
She isn't really a weeaboo, but instead an average human being helping people escape from the cancer that is killing the internet. By doing epic-ly terrible singing that would destroy anyone's tonsils if attempted they help weeaboos realize that Japan isn't that great and that the only good animu is already over.
- Theory #2
She isn't a japanophile but instead a troll and are currently receiving epic lulz and cake from the insults directed at her.
- Theory #3
She is Applemilk1988 except more oblivious to the fact that she is not Japanese and different screen name because she always wanted to do karaoke just like an animu character (see:Lucky Star).
- Theory #4
She is a Colombian drug lord (see:Tony Montana) and is currently enjoying a year's worth of hookers and blow and is so incredibly high that she actually understands the plots of her shitty animu (see:fact)
- Theory #9001
She is a truly thick-headed weeaboo impervious to the fact that she is NOT Japanese and should be an hero.
[edit] Trolling:The Trilogy
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It all started in October 8, 2007 that she and her "band",Kawaii Girls, made an appearence with the video "The Most Super Kawaii-est Lucky Star Fandub". This video currently holds the title of most discussed in science & technology [1] which might indicate that she is studying weeaboos in order to find a cure that does not include the final solution.
Later, lolhikiwi unable to find the cure decided to run another test this time to find a cure for pedophilia & furries[2], a true saint indeed.
In January 1, 2008 she decided to kick off the new year with her own theme song. Which ,of course, includes copyrighted and unoriginal material[3].This dealt a huge amount of damage to her research for she too was being turned into what she sought to cure
With the creation of her theme song she fell into a bottomless pit of hate and fail. Unfortunately for the weeaboos she got right back up and posted a video calling all weeaboos jealous haters. With that video her research resumed.
She decided to test the stupidity of your typical weeaboo by posting a video claiming they were starting a new animu. Characters include:
- Nejo, A crossbreed between a Fairy and mutant rat.
- Ashley, a cheerleading weeaboo who learned english from animu, also has AIDS.
- Sasuke, a preening metrosexual with camel toe.
- An expired Dorito, not really a character but who cares.
- Sakura, a hooker
- Some random nigger, the bad guy.Didn't see that one coming.
- Negi, Nejo's ass slave.
- Hoshi, not really important.
- Ryu, a fucking midget.
- Slithera, half snake because her mom just loves them
It never aired.
With that released they waited for random idiots to take the bait and they did. Idiots include:
- xxfadingtears,playing as the one who's mom loves snakes. Similarities possible. Also, lay off the weed.
- jessicababe777, playing as Ashley cause she too suffers from teh AIDS.
- comfirmed4brawl, playing as the awesome expired Dorito.
- asdfghjkgads, playing the evil dude.
- kawaiinekonekochan, some random loli. Plays as the gay midget.
- MissHakufuSonsaku, needs to STFU big time. Plays as the magical negro fairy.
- kacipachiresu, her friend, playing as Sasuke because if she can't be with her IRL, might as well be in an animu.
Later she released a song about a kitty. I would've watched but, meh.
One month later she released a clip of what is believed to be a cock fight. The video pit a chicken fighting an invisible man. About half of the screen is blocked by black rectangles. [4]
[edit] Hero?
For making weeaboo cunts piss their pants about their animu she deserves an award. 
| HEY THERE! Hey, Mr.stupid/lolhikiwi! I saw what you did with weeaboos I just wanted to say keep up the good work |
[edit] Why The Fuck Does She Get Approved?
Simple. It's Fucking hilarious. Why piss off two, three, maybe four, when you can piss off the entire weeaboo population.
[edit] External Links
- her jewtube account, lulzy comments included.
- her livejournal account.
[edit] See Also
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