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One year later and I'm still shitting up this fucking site.

Contents 1 It's your anniversary! 2 Toolohen 3 Whores 4 Piercings 5 Konatachan article 6 MABTW 7 Banhammer playing 8 Dan144x 9 1 year later... 10 Lego 11 Lego 12 Eugenics article 13 Hai 14 Um 15 VANDAL 16 Hey you 17 A DD suggestion 18 I see what you did thar 19 Collapsing Table 20 Wikiisaac 21 Unblocked 22 B10-Pitlover 23 Someone at bajs.dk... 24 lolwut 25 Threat Advisory 26 Brains-brains 27 Why... 28 WHIAT PPL 29 PINK WUTL 30 Hey 31 Animazella 32 Portal maintenance 33 Hey You 34 HDP 35 lol 36 chunk 37 Dont revert PiercedAnon 38 Oh wow 39 LOL. 40 Hi thar 41 Thanks! 42 R Word 43 Why 43.1 RE:B& 44 Whoo69 45 ED:Map undo 46 My Inbox 47 Kevin & Kell 48 ITG 49 Hey, you! 50 What do you trolls have in planned?

It's your anniversary!

Now fuck off <3 ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 02:13, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Toolohen

Happy anniversary. Now go back to the [[Toolohen Article|Kitchen]] and [[Help me finish writing it|make me a sammich]] <3.Arguecat3(Stalk) 02:40, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Whores

Sure thing. I'll do it in a bit. --ODB - wut? 18:13, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Piercings

OH LAWD! I was looking at the piercing pictures that you are uploading. Damn, those people were doing it wrong. --Pierced ^Anonymous 18:56, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Konatachan article

Hey, just wondering why Konatachan shouldn't be removed from the List of *chan boards page, as per the change you recently reverted. Most of the time when *chan sites get their own article page created, as happened recently for Konatachan, they are removed from the List of *chan boards and added to the Chan article. I tried removing Konatachan twice since its own article was created and both times the change was reverted. Is the stand-alone article up for deletion, or is there some other consideration I'm not aware of? If so, and if Konatachan is somehow a special case, then please let me know and I'll stop trying to revert - otherwise, I'm just trying to keep the Chan and List of *chan boards pages organized. --Dawa 19:00, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

MABTW

I smell a new article. Are you going to include toolohen in it? Lulz.Arguecat3(Stalk) 17:31, 13 February 2009 (UTC) 8Disregard, cocks and all. Didn't know you were working on toolohen article lol.Arguecat3(Stalk) 17:32, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Banhammer playing

Lol I was bored.Arguecat3(Stalk) 17:39, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Dan144x

Sorry about that. I didn't think of you. lol --Pierced ^Anonymous 17:48, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

You might want to check this article out again. It has gotten way better. --Pierced ^Anonymous 23:57, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

1 year later...

And the fail continues. Happy anniversary :D Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 07:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Lego

I used to love them, so now I'm destroying that love and making an article about Lego. I post a link for you once I'm done with it (or you can check recent changes). Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 22:59, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Lego

Tell me how this looks so far. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 00:30, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

You're a DeviantArtfag, right? THEN GET TO DRAWING ME SUM RULE 34 (also it already has some). Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 02:23, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Eugenics article

Good job, muddy! :-D Kvn8907 00:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Hai

Hai.Arguecat3(Stalk) 01:43, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Um

I have no idea. I have read that before, but what the hell do SpleeNfag and The Amazing Atheist have to do with each other? --zaigertalkplx 04:14, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

• I don't have enough of an understanding of inner youtube drama to really know, sorry :( --zaigertalkplx 19:07, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

VANDAL

You vandalized my page. Cthulhu cultists will come to cut off your face soon.

Good day.

IaCthulhu 04:38, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey you

Email girlvinyl and give her your addy so she puts you on the wp80 mailing list, you are missing important stuff. --zaigertalkplx 19:16, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

A DD suggestion

http://brains-brains.deviantart.com/art/Alien-Experiments-102511178

One of the most fucked up pictures I've seen on DA. --Justsomebody 19:55, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Well the guy, Brains-brains, has some info including he's a wannabe goth, internet tough guy, childhood raper, claims to be married, and likes Charles Manson and Hitler. Also one screencap. --Justsomebody 20:50, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Now he's moved his account... Apparently he's done with his fetish/goth stuff. -- Justsomebody ^{You say I did things?} 02:57, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

I'll probably get an article in my userspace sometime very soon... I'll just need to screencap as much as I can due to his comment hiding. -- Justsomebody ^{You say I did things?} 23:46, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

I see what you did thar

Nice edit on the dan144x article! :D --Pierced ^Anonymous 01:19, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Yes. It is. Keep it up. :) Replicant10000 06:38, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Collapsing Table

I fixed it the other day. Collapes fine for me... ? - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• Yeah, you've definitely got some funky bug going on. It sounds like your system is struggling with the new wiki version(s) or something, I'm not sure. It could also be a java thing. Try uninstall and reinstall java perhaps? Wish I could help you out. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Wikiisaac

Thanks and I was being serious. If ur being sarcastic or the 1 who put blargh on my page then go fuck urself but if not then reply.—The preceding comment was added by Wikiisaac, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

“	UR A SICK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 GO FUCK URSELF U HAVE A DEAD MOM!!! ND UR MOM DIED OF AIDES!!!! AND SO DID UR DAD!!!! AND U LIKE DICKS THAT ARE AMPUTATED OR COVERED IN BLOOD UR A SICK FUCK2""	„

I can't stop laughing at that -Wit • msg 15:35, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikisaac ITS A JEW GET THE GUN! -Wit • msg 15:36, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
• Lol, it blanked its wiki page. And replaced it with "MudkipsPlz is a fool!". Take THAT! -Wit • msg 16:51, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Unblocked

Be careful :3 --zaigertalkplx 12:29, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

• I'm not sure, I don't think it's set up. Put an email out into the mailing list. I couldn't find it. I you can find it I will add you though. --zaigertalkplx 12:40, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

You're on the list and you shouldn't have been banned. I put you on there when you signed up. I'll drop a word to WM. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• there's a conversation regarding you on the WP mailing list. Check whatever account you have attached to it, your presence is being requested. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

B10-Pitlover

Thanks. I'll hold off from uploading anything else or creating a page until this becomes truly ED-worthy.—The preceding comment was added by Anonplussed, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Someone at bajs.dk...

...made this pic. (And as you might've already guessed, "bajs" means "poop" in swedish.) --Father Dagon 17:25, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

lolwut

Why u hating me ? :c I love you VooDooPoo 17:47, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Threat Advisory

fix pl0x!Klondikebar 21:01, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

• Sry about that.Klondikebar 21:06, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Yes, lol. I proceeded to fag up the usertalk of the one who changed it and since we've been going back and forth. He undid his mistake and we have ceased hostilities. Nice to meet you, btw.Klondikebar 21:18, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
    • Wait...what?Klondikebar 21:22, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
      • I was honestly saying nice to meet you. I didn't troll you. I honestly thought you were a sysop and contacted you after User: Hallo13 shitted it up. Wow...Klondikebar 21:30, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
        • K, well, thanks for the kind words, but I guess you should compliment User:Hallo13 and not me. Sorry for the misunderstanding.Klondikebar 21:33, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Brains-brains

I'm sending him notes... I'll see what I get out of it. -- Justsomebody ^{You say I did things?} 19:28, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, my email authentication doesn't seem to work for me. :/ I tried a few times. Should I just say what my email is? -- Justsomebody ^{You say I did things?} 20:57, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Why...

Oh snapskies, I sorely apologize. Why how are you, miss? :) -MATTY X CLICK THE LINK, FAGGOT! 20:11, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

OH RLY? How did you achieve your level of awesomeness? -MATTY X CLICK THE LINK, FAGGOT! 20:16, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Amazing! my awesome meter tells me it usually takes 20 years for most people to attain your level.

WHIAT PPL

• Zaiger took care of him as you can see. I was busy playin da vidya. :< Pink Poodle 12:59, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

PINK WUTL

• HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK LOL Pink Poodle 19:35, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Check out this journal thread, it is going on right now http://her-dark-prince.deviantart.com/journal/23728894/ --zaigertalkplx 21:43, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Animazella

How should I clean it up more? zekthegreat 23:33, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

• Well i see that you cleaned it up by making it messier? Now all the pictures don't line up with the sections. I'm undoing what you did. zekthegreat 01:26, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Portal maintenance

Just noticed that you've been doing most of the work keeping fresh content on the DA Portal and subpages. Good job and thanks for all your work there, plz keep this up.

 ^{TALK ▪ STALK}  11:37, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey You

Why don't you just become a fucking sysop already? - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• Both. I asked about you a while ago, and was told you had rejected the offer a while back. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Meh, your excuses are lame. Whether you're OPed or not won't make a difference to the amount of time you spend here. I think you should go ahead and do it. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• Cool. You'll be more effective with the new tools, and really it's no different to being a regular user other than a few extra features. You're pretty much doing the job now, minus the handy features. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Great if you have it, but no biggy if you don't. Half the ops don't irc and I rarely jump on myself. We have a mailing list to keep each other in the loop. What OS are you using? - Raspberry Rush (talk)

FINALLY

Jebus that took long enough. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 05:55, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

IN THE ASS - Raspberry Rush (talk)

HDP

Up to you, I just put it up because he was getting trolled hardcore and the article was really popular. --zaigertalkplx 15:50, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

lol

And I do mean this when I say it, not just for comical relief: lolwut?-- What would you do for a ? 21:07, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

chunk

From what I've heard he's taking a little time for personal biznz, which I might start doing too (studies>internets). Expect me to be gone next week for the land of burritos. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 11:33, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

• Hullo. Just been lurking lately. <3 Chunkmunky 23:55, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Dont revert PiercedAnon

He is on IRC and usually knows whats going on. You are not. That is all

• I'm just that awesome. ^_^ --Pierced ^Anonymous 16:49, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Im just letting you know. he may be making weird edits. he is helping. i am trying to stay in RC.

Don't believe the hype, Pierced is a vandal. :) -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 22:04, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

• IAWTC.-- What would you do for a ? 22:00, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh wow

Should I be impressed? Just for future reference you know. --Sagechu 11:08, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Lol you gonna get raped, Sagechu. Did you fail to see the Seig Heil Bannstarr on her userpage? Remember, Mudkipz> You.Arguecat3(Stalk) 16:55, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

WOW you got your friends involved, does it really hurt that bad what I said? Should I apologize for my simple "learn2internets" remark, or just wait for my ban? --Sagechu 20:00, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Hi! Sorry about that, I had absolutely no knowledge what so ever about the higher folks on ED, but like I mentioned to argue cat maybe you guys can make a list page with all the Elite people on here you can't argue with, so stupid people with no knowledge of this like myself know which people to troll and not to troll. It's always good to know your place in the ED food chain. I am such a stupid dumbass, I kneel before you now and kiss your probably radiating buttocks and I will never say anything bad to you ever again, k? :* --Sagechu 22:10, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

LOL.

Happy April Lolz to you too.
_Page^Chat_Contribs 08:40, 1 April 2009 (UTC) lol you like that?

-- What would you do for a ? 10:21, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DYKE

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<3 Dysrhythmia

Hi thar

What do you mean?Zella 04:25, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

• no, why would you think that? Zella 20:40, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • nope, thats not me. im telling no one my new account. and i certainly am not going to be so obvious next time. Zella 20:49, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
    • it isnt actually possible for me to prove that. and i put up that info on my first account, because i was hoping to find people who shared my views to talk with, not to deal with a shitstorm. and now i cant get away from it. and i certainly cant block EVERYONE. sigh. Zella 20:56, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for the info. I've seen people having problems with that idiot so I figured the easiest way to get some attention drawn to him and hopefully have him exterminated, as per Boxxy, was to make an article. However, I have to note, his real name is on his YouTube page itself. He has it right out in the open. Should I still remove it from the article? AnonOfTheWeek09 18:22, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Ah, i know how to screencap, it's how I got the picture in the article. He's wearing those stupid shoulderpads. AnonOfTheWeek09 18:30, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

I got a message from one of the people CRoadwarrior tried to have shut down. He saw the article, put a link in an annotation on his response video to it, but has asked me to remove the link to his profile. Hope it's okay with you that I removed it. AnonOfTheWeek09 18:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Ugh, sorry for all the messages. He just messaged me again, said he removed a bunch of personal info from his YT profile, and that it's ok to put the link back into the article. AnonOfTheWeek09 18:35, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

No, it's Daedryon actually. He had a bunch of info in his YT profile, like his hometown and such, that he didn't want others seeing. He's since removed it. Privacy reasons, I guess. But he messaged me back a few mins ago and said it was all cool to link to his account. Sorry about all the posts >.> AnonOfTheWeek09 18:47, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Thrive on drama eh? Good to know lol. I'm a former Wikipedia editor, and I'm more used to the normality of Wiki, although I did dabble in Uncyclopedia. But this...ED...this is a whole new playing field to me. It's a challenge, but I like challenges. AnonOfTheWeek09 18:55, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

R Word

Thanks, I knew the idea was lol. By all means contribute away :) Dysrhythmia 01:24, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

• Good call with the Obama stuff. I completely forgot that he bowls like a retard LOL Dysrhythmia 21:05, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Why

Hello, miss, Haven't talked to you in a great moon. How are you? -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 01:26, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

• I'm a outgoing kind of guy. Does it bother you? :( -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 01:56, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
• Ohhh, then you are excused, the shitposting really makes you go into nerd rage. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 02:00, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
• Are you fucking kidding me? That actually pisses me off far worse than the level of nerd rage. The fact that the thread is quite long pisses me off even more. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 02:09, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
• This is a close second to when I first saw Chris Crocker dumping water on his head. I basically shit my pants and fell into psychosis. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 02:17, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
• That thread made me Sadly, not enough girth on my part. :( -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 02:25, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
• HAHAHA people would love to live there, there is luxury heating. That's not the worse I've seen, I've seen men with large heads stick their whole head in there. Srly, who gets fucked so much to the point of that much stretching? -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 02:35, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
• True, how could I forget that *asshole*? You have to be a total whore to be stretched like that, I wonder if she uses 2x4's to get off. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 02:40, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
• Matty just isn't an introvert, unlike a certain girl who has a soft spot for mudkipz and trolls.-- What would you do for a ? 01:58, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

RE:B&

LOL yeah, we were replying fast as hell too. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 13:54, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Whoo69

Whoo69 is a vandal who edited your sig here and other shit. I fix'd it for you. <3 cargirl 09:40, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

• Lol I seen that a long while back. MudkipsPlz *Is sucking your dick*. lol -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 15:48, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

• That fucking faggot keeps blanking pages and he vandalized mine. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 16:35, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

• I know, I just needed to vent like a motherfucker. Vandalism is so fucking pointless. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 16:44, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
  • What can I say, I'm irresistible. Zaiger stood no chance when I arrived. --cargirl 19:52, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

ED:Map undo

Why did you undo this edit? --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 02:49, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

My Inbox

Mainspaced it. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Kevin & Kell

HEY THERE! Hey, MudkipsPlz/Archive 3! I saw what you did with Kevin & Kell I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Maybe they'll quit with the vandalism once they see an entire article dedicated to them. Rofl.
_Page^Chat_Contribs 02:41, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

• Just doing my duty of shitting up some talk pages... -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 23:37, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

ITG

Yo, heads up, I culled that long shitty list. Hope you get this before edit conflict... If you've fixed it then plz revert me etc - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Hey, you!

Mind if I do a few edits to that Internet Tough Guy article? Just let me know when you are done with it so I can step in.-- What would you do for a ? 04:24, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

• You got it, gangsta.-- What would you do for a ? 04:40, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

• Make up your mind, woman. lol-- What would you do for a ? 04:45, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

• Well, it looks good enough to me, so I won't plague it with my inadequate editing skills. That long ass quote in the morph did bother the shit out of me, but w/e. GJ, mudkips, for what it counts.-- What would you do for a ? 04:54, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

What do you trolls have in planned?

LOL, we are taking over, whether you like it or not. You are answering to the big bunny now.

REMOVE THE KEVIN AND KELL PAGE! You are really asking for it trolls...

REMOVE THE KEVIN AND KELL PAGE! You are really asking for it trolls...

REMOVE THE KEVIN AND KELL PAGE! You are really asking for it trolls...

REMOVE THE KEVIN AND KELL PAGE! You are really asking for it trolls...

REMOVE THE KEVIN AND KELL PAGE! You are really asking for it trolls...

REMOVE THE KEVIN AND KELL PAGE! You are really asking for it trolls...

REMOVE THE KEVIN AND KELL PAGE! You are really asking for it trolls...

What do you got planned fagkips? LMAO!

What do you got planned fagkips? LMAO!

What do you got planned fagkips? LMAO!

What do you got planned fagkips? LMAO!

What do you got planned fagkips? LMAO!

What do you got planned fagkips? LMAO!

What do you got planned fagkips? LMAO!

Lulz, thanks for the page ;). U guys are too fucking funny, I guess what's next? An article on your site? Yes, we'll be sure to worry! Lulz, fucking retards. We win, you lose! Face it.

LOL! You think you guys are even being semi-successful? Fuck off eh...? Well, okay, for a little while. Lulz. Kevin and Kell: 1 You fags: 0

Better lock this page again! Lol...you retards cannot stop Kevin and Kell.

You think you can stop us? With Bill Holbrook on our side? No way!

We will not be silenced. We will not be driven away. Soon all of this site will read: KEVIN AND KELL DEFENSE SQUAD. Of course, unless, you remove the hate and lies surrouding what you call "furrydom."

Is it not odd that you only go after the "easy targets" within our group? Is it not odd that you only attack the "crappy" literary and artistic works of us furries? No, it's not odd, because YOU ARE COWARDS.—The preceding comment was added by Pissfartbootycake, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

So you people really think you can stop us? Kevin and Kell IS taking over, whether you like it or not.