User:MudkipsPlz/Archive 5

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We women may take longer to come - but it's worth it.

FIRST SHIT

you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt

- Raspberry Rush (talk)

• Well that's shit. Do you know what the problem is? No biggy, I've just never seen you in there and wanted to say hey. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• So get a different virus program? - Raspberry Rush (talk)

AVG is pretty decent. I like it. You could always disable your main virus program whilst on IRC, run the other one, then switch it back on when you're done. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Suggestions

Any suggestions on articles that needed attending to? And haha, good joke at Chunkman's odd archive names. -MATTYX

• Thanks, I'll see what I can do with them. And yeah, I'm gay IRL. Haha -MATTYX

TheKriz

You caught it at the same time I did. I didn't notice that he added it in. ­-- ^Sysop That Thing There _{(What I've done)} 02:24, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

How could I NOT have this on my page?

That plushie looks very happy.

Look! It's detachable! But still not as big as Girlvinyl's.

If it were me I'd be smiling just as much. ­-- ^Sysop That Thing There _{(What I've done)} 02:40, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

I tried

Adding what I could with the time I have. I hope it's at least enough to get those sections started.-- What would you do for a ? 03:57, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

• It was an honor to please your vagina.-- What would you do for a ? 07:37, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

OH

I think I get it. Leave the replies on the poster's discussion page? Acai Blast 04:37, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Hay

Just curious, are you helping to run the dA portal nowadays? ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 21:02, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

No don't

I just did LOL That's why I asked ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 22:05, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

It's a great piece of art and belongs there, if you change it today I'm going to glue a print on your face. :( ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 22:09, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

do u know this guy

Niko Bellic 04:21, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

wahhhh

why. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 03:21, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

• oh, I know. That's where I saw it. :'o( --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 03:25, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Dear Mr./Ms. Faggot

Did you really ban me for my sarcastic comment on the donation page? I could deduct from this that it's okay to critize and make jokes of the rest of the internet, but ohh, joke of ED and risk a kick to the crotch. If the guidelines on the Encyclopedia Dramatica:Administrators page are meant to be taken seriously, you abused your position when you banned me for, apparently, faggotry/being unfunny. Oh and also, I do have a job, probably a better paying one than you do, puppet. - Buttoi Man 15:34, 17 May 2009 (UTC) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

• so whenever that sigban comes up, does that mean they really were banned for it, or is it just something clever and entertaining? Zella 11:46, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

RE: Talk Pages

None of the internal links in the welcome message seemed to say anything about talk page etiquette other than to use an asterisk in favor of a colon for replies. Maybe a section should be added? --Hazim 22:30, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Heya

Check your email plz. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

I've missed talking to you

How have you been? Zella 15:58, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

HAY TNX

HEY THERE! Hey, MudkipsPlz/Archive 5! I saw what you did with User:Rbuchanan/You must have been abused as a child I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--Robérto 00:33, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Metapedia for aotn

Hey, I've slotted Metapedia.org in as AOTN for the 25th and the 26th. It'd be great to get the page a little fuller and looking specky by then. I'll try add some more content later hopefully. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Pic to Text

Even though the picture grabs attention, it mushed a lot of the top of the article. Also, it isn't really modifiable. If someone wants to highlight a word or something they can't with the picture. So, since the picture was only text, I converted it. --Pierced ^Anonymous 22:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Hai, do U have a minute?

SlimWhitman 23:10, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, frankly I'm not sure. I spoke to Zaiger in the past.

I cleaned up an article marked crap stub, and I want to know if it's good enough to roll out over the existing article.

It's here "The First Amendment."

SlimWhitman 23:17, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Hi

Could you please explain to me how I "disrespected" an established editor?  Anonymous  ^Talk 

Heh. Guess that could be considered a bit disrespectful. I'll work on that.  Anonymous  ^Talk 

Target Acquired for Banhammer Strike

This faggot: Leannar. Request for Banhammer support; over. --Stumbles 19:31, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

• Another fag spotted: Kriztofer. --Stumbles 19:36, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Target destroyed, thanks; over and out. --Stumbles 20:29, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Man/men/whatever

Looks pretty good, you've got my nod of approval. :3 ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 20:50, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

• I dig it. As a personal favour, can you keep the picture of the fat dude with tits in it? Nice one. - Raspberry Rush (talk)
• lol. also...for a minute i thought that banner ad for men in pain was some sort of targeted ad ajt had gotten. --ODB - wut? 23:50, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

• zOMG!! Pure win!!! - Alliecat 01:04, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Big meanie! ^_^ Srsly, I love that article!! - Alliecat 01:15, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
    • lol sry, what can I say, I've wanted to see that shitty article fixed for some time now. I did some work on it back in the day, but I cleaned up small sections rather than removed and rewrote the mass of fail that formerly existed. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 01:18, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Can you do me a favour?

Can you unlock my talk archives, I'm about to one or two bigs ones and flushed the other. -MATTYX

• Thank you, now could you flush archive 2 and 3 for me? They serve no purpose anymore as of now. Sorry for the hassle. -MATTYX

Articles

Check who made them before deleting next time :P ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 19:42, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• H64 made it, known for his VD prize. lol MattyXtalkcontribs

TTT, MATTY X, Neolobster > you

MattyXtalkcontribs

• OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! MattyXtalkcontribs

I was buying acid

Drugs>ED ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 22:53, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Don't feel left out [See Top]

You get a special one ;) --Dorian Thorn 23:10, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

• GODDAMNIT! MattyXtalkcontribs

• Can't unsee this... hey TTT can I have some of that acid?

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Aw, fuck.

While attempting wikification of the previously ressurected shitpost, it has come to my attention that it is just a thinly-veiled advertisement.
The single block of text that makes up the entire article was simply copy-pasted directly off of the official MySpace.
_Page^Chat_Contribs 22:48, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Haha

You're not the only one, I love dongs too. <3 - MattyXtalkcontribs

• Fine, you win. - MattyXtalkcontribs

• Yes, in fact. That is him - MattyXtalkcontribs

David Boothroyd‎

Looks like a valid TOW Portal article to me or am I missing something? --ODB - wut? 22:52, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

• My initial reaction was that it was one of the mini-vendetta articles that Hagger and BAT were prone to creating. His behavior in reverting sysops on several articles and putting the link in places where it didn't belong was along those lines, as well. But I have no objection to the article, mostly just the user being a cunt. WM 22:55, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

• I would also ammend that since he's replacing instances of Grawp with Grawp's real name, it's almost 100% BAT or Hagger. WM 22:57, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

• If it's the same guy I encountered last night, I think he has a similar IP to Grawp's. - Raspberry Rush (talk)
• Most likely BaT I would say. Tard never gives it up. - MattyXtalkcontribs

• On second thought, I agree that it might be Grawp himself. Regardless of which of the three it is, you broke our collective hearts at ED... *sniff* you don't deserve our love. WM 23:03, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

All of you get off my fucking talkpage. >:(--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 23:06, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

• I didn't forget you. And I think I love you. WM 23:11, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

• Me too. But for all the wrong reasons.

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NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Turdslug 17:50, 27 May 2009 (UTC)--Turdslug 17:50, 27 May 2009 (UTC)--Turdslug 17:50, 27 May 2009 (UTC) TURDSLUG

SHARKHAMSTOR

That is utterly terrifying. I don't know whether to thank you or run screaming.

.

 ^»»W^hat 19:37, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

You

I'm sorry, I'm not entirely sure how to answer this message properly, as I'm not familiar with this system. The link was to a site which I am administrator of. The user in question has not been active on said site in quite some time, thus is seems that it's rather obsolete information. According to my logs, the link is generating automated spam traffic to my site, and thus I would appreciate it if it could be left off. I don't mean to cause trouble, and I'm sorry if it seems that way.RaineDragon 22:10, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Hi

O Hi GamingTheSystem 18:17, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey

What did you do to get banned from DA? --zaigertalkplx 19:08, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

• I said what did you do, not when did you do it ;) I just went on and restored my account that I had deleted fucking everything on last month and noticed the coveted ! next to you name. I am guessing it was for trolling, but was it at least for something worthwhile, or was it for something lame? --zaigertalkplx 19:17, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

CP Template

Yes, you should. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• OoOo, fancy. I like. Deleted data doesn't show up in contribs, but I don't think it's a problem really. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

insurgen.cc

The text I removed was from the old redirect. It is inaccurate. I have to change it back now :/—The preceding comment was added by MaxwellHansen, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Hai

Hai

That is all.Arguecat3(Stalk) 23:49, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

NO U Chunkmunky 06:03, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

dox

I will do that. Could you please delete all the images I just uploaded because I haven't censored out the email addresses of non-paedophiles. Earfetish 23:02, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Tiger Lily Killer Dox

pl0x change address to this. Cherrywhore lives in Bronx, not Brooklyn.

Dannette Cherry 680 Tinton Ave #5C Bronx, NY 10455 (718) 292-1135 AIM:chychyfresh5

-- What would you do for a ? 23:40, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Riverman72

Ready for mainspace?

Tbh now I've loaded the gun and I'm in control of his facebook and have written a huge ED page full of proof that he's a pedo, I don't really want to pull the trigger by making the ED link a facebook update. Maybe I'll come home drunk tonight and do it. Earfetish 19:58, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

• I've changed his status after drinking some cannavodka but none of his friends like him anyway. Still, mainspace plz. Earfetish 22:03, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Cheyenne Cherry

Kipz, you should know better than to post info on ED that contains personal contact info/dox. So wtf? I deleted the offending images, altered one, and removed the dox from the body of the article. If you need to post dox, do so offsite. If there is any dox in images, edit them out before uploading them okay? This is to save us from legal shitstorms.Arguecat3(Stalk) 01:01, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

• Disregard, cocks and such. Weev made me revert it. I guess its okay to drop dox with discretion as long as ED doesn't recieve a complaint?Arguecat3(Stalk) 20:19, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Hai!

HEY THERE! Hey, MudkipsPlz/Archive 5! I saw what you did with Cheyenne Cherry I just wanted to say keep up the good work

You're a fucking genius made of win. This article made my heroin more potent! (i heart rape)

O hi

hola --PirateSmackK 19:20, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey you

HEY THERE! Hey, MudkipsPlz/Archive 5! I saw what you did with {{cp}}: I just wanted to say keep up the good work

This user uploads child pornography. You can help by reporting their IP address to the FBI KEWL KIDS ONLY! Click 5 here you lazy bastards. Some douchebag

Don't forget about {{kidporn}}...

This user is a pedophile who came to ED for kiddie porn.

You can help him by shoving a needle into his urethra and slitting his throat.

You can help ED by reverting all of his contributions and not giving him any kiddie porn, kthxplz.

...or about {{pedo}} where appropriate.

Watch out!	This contributor waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities.

Rather than have it commented out, check out the other templates and throw some "noinclude" tags up there so that posers know what's up. Also, you should totally change MudkipsPlz so that it redirects to your name and not PAPER MARIO SCREENCAP. Take care. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 18:20, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

• I love you too. --Bryce

DevianTART Selected Article

Hai, I noticed the Selected Article on the DevianTART Portal has been kinda stagnant for a while (the article on Sony-Mae was up for like over a week) so I thought I'd bring to your attention my articles BurningLJ or Luigispiritkeeper08, both of which I think could do with some publicity and perhaps TLC from some users. I think the selected article would harvest a lot of lulz. Thanks for your times. --Menopausal Woman 17:34, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

LOL

Wot?

Felixnothus 16:17, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

BUY A DOG

hi sup all is welly Weatherman(talkpage) 01:12, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

LOL

Instead of blocking me, you protect the article. You guys fail at being admins. W. T. Snacks 20:45, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry

I was initially holding off in case he decided to pull a Grawp and dox-drop me out of butthurt or something. If he comes back, he's all yours. Shrubkike was here 20:53, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

1guy1jar interview

yeah, the guy posts on stileproject forums too and him and i have been in contact for a while. he has posted several fansigns for members at stileproject and has done so on demand (speaking of that, he is working on a fansign for girlvinyl too). i wont link the pics directly here because i find that in bad taste, however i will provide you a link to the page if you desire to check out the fansigns. also, as an added bonus, here is alex doing a stile fan video: http://rapidshare.com/files/210245728/StillSux.wmv - k a z a n t z a k i s - 21:02, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

NowWhat,Bitch!

hmmmm...

I'm waiting for your reply. NowWhat,Bitch 20:22, 18 June 2009 (UTC)(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Hi

Advice Dog 14:45, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Niggers

You can lock it back up. I am done with it.-- What would you do for a ? 21:12, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

For fuck's sake.

Really? An article on Epin? No way maaaan! That shit is stupid! I understand it's ED's duty to report inane and stupid shit that happens on the 'netz, but really? Epin? EPIN?! VaultTec2 20:57, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

• It's not nerd raeg. It's "I can't believe that stupid shit is documented!" raeg. It's like trying to figure out why Paris Hilton is famous (She gave a dude bad head = Fame?). It's MADDENING. VaultTec2 21:13, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Re. to your email

No problem. --TractusVicis 21:59, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

• Okay, it's done. --TractusVicis 22:04, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Alright

I understand that as 4chan goes so does ED, at least with 4chan-related articles which now constitute the majority of this site. But when channers were posting flashing gifs and using exploits to cause seizures in epileptic people who BAWWWWed then? No one. When they mailed certain things to CoS Orgs was that over the line? Maybe. But few complained. Now because of Kenny Glenn everyone thinks cats are special? No they aren't. As a human being I'd rather see a thousand cats die to spare a human life if I had no other choice. As a channer I just don't care. Hell in the same article it said the best way to troll MORALFAGS was posting zippocat. Though that's now been removed I'm sure. I understand as a website I understand you need traffic so I don't blame you for siding with 4chan on that one. But from an ideological point of view it's simply retarded and honestly I personally wish you would side with the ADD-riddled 13 year old mass that resides in /b/ today. /rant Heyqueer 03:10, 25 June 2009 (UTC)