User:MudkipsPlz/Archive 6

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Archive 1 - Which contains my {{welcome}} message.
Archive 2 - Which ~~contains~~ contained a cat having a seizure.
Archive 3 - Which contains ZOMG MUDKIPSPLZ 1ST ANNIVERSARY!!!
Archive 4 - Which contains MudkipsPlz finally becoming a sysop.
Archive 5 - Which contains a lot of dicks.

first

piilu 12:58, 25 June 2009 (UTC) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Yeah

I'm a cat owner too. I'd never do anything to harm my kitty even though she gets on my nerves when she claws the furniture. Did Kenny Glenn piss me off? Yes. Because he was a little faggot who beat up a cat because he didn't have the nuts to stand up against the kids that picked on him in school. Did what he did enrage me? No. I've seen a guy stick a vibrator in a dead woman and take pictures smiling and giving two thumbs up. Sick right? I started browsing /b/ in 2005, though I left for other chans long ago because of the LOL RANDUM repost of a repost of a repost of a repost Post Ending in crap. So I remember when Caturday macros were OC. By the way there was a prettu good ICHC raid that I haven't seen documented here so far. Anyways..........
I know I called /b/tards ADD-riddled 13 year olds. It's not that they are all that but that they act that way as a whole even though they come from a variety of demographics and age-groups. But you can't say, "if a /b/tard has a pet, it's also most likely to be a cat" because it is simply impossible to know that about a group of internet users. Remember one of the oldest facts of 4chan. Every posting of Caturday pics will lead to cat gore.
To put it simply there was an image I found on ED that showed the hypocrisy in Chanology. First frame, "LOL CP!" Second frame "LOL Muddy Dicks." Third frame "Oh No a Cult that hurts people!" In this case it's First frame, "LOL CP!" Second frame "LOL Muddy Dicks." Third frame "Oh No someone hit a cat!"
Besides, when your own website said that the best way to troll moralfags with a picture of someone setting a cat on fire it was very true. Like I said I haven't checked to see if that was removed but it probably was. Like I said I don't blame you in siding with the majority, and as a human being I don't blame you for disliking animal abuse. But when a site flip flops it's own stance on something because of an influence of another site it makes me think, "At what price is your integrity?"--—The preceding comment was added by Heyqueer, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Re: Portal Maintenance

I haven't spoken to anyone about that actually.
_Page^Chat_Contribs 18:19, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Haha. Sure; it'd give me something better to do rather than just dick around. LOL.
Anything in particular I'd need to know?
_Page^Chat_Contribs 18:45, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Harro

lawl nice new template, thanks for the greeting :D Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 05:17, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Hai

"Let me tell you the most beautiful story I know.

A man was given a dog, which he loved very much.

The dog went with him everywhere,

but the man could not teach it to do anything useful.

The dog would not fetch or point,

it would not race or protect or stand watch.

Instead the dog sat near him and regarded him,

always with the same inscrutable expression.

'That's not a dog, it's a wolf,' said the man's wife.

'He alone is faithful to me,' said the man,

and his wife never discussed it with him again.

One day the man took his dog with him into his private airplane

and as they flew over high winter mountains,

the engines failed

and the airplane was torn to shreds among the trees.

The man lay bleeding,

his belly torn open by blades of sheared metal,

steam rising from his organs in the cold air,

but all he could think of was his faithful dog.

Was he alive? Was he hurt?

Imagine his relief when the dog came padding up

and regarded him with that same steady gaze.

After an hour the dog nosed the man's gaping abdomen,

then began pulling out intestines and spleen and liver

and gnawing on them, all the while studying the man's face.

'Thank God,' said the man.

'At least one of us will not starve.'

'I'M THINKING ARBY'S '

--A Boku is fine too.

00:26, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Cool story bro.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 00:30, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

NP --A Boku is fine too.

00:34, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Calm Down

Sorry for being too over-enthusiastic with ED. And it is impossible for me to be a faggot, for I am also female. I've read the rules, etc. So see where we go from there. I deserved to have that article baleeted, but don't disrespect me just because I'm a newfag. You were a newfag once, remember that.—The preceding comment was added by IzzEHHH, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

READPLZ

So I decide to speak out for myself, and you ban me? I was only apologising, anyway.—The preceding comment was added by IzzEHHH, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Could you unblock my user page? IzzEHHH wrote a crap article I tagged it with the baleeteplz and reverted

the edits she made, she was just adding internal links to her crap article about the fat kid at her school. Now I am the AIDS that has only been around a week? Fireass 17:30, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Get off my talkpage.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 17:46, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

ilu Mudkipz <3 --zaigertalkplx 19:23, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi

piratesmack@gmail.com --PirateSmackK 08:42, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Recent article

Should I work on this a few more days or do you think its good enough to be moved to mainspace as is? Replicant10000 20:24, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN

Ta, --Dorian Thorn 22:15, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Jax the Bat art thief pic

I don't know if this is the right place to point this out, but one of the pics ( Jax_lieks_art_thieves.PNG‎ )you have on the Jax the Bat article is not good. The stamp being pointed with a LOLWUT says "I support making art thieves cry" not "i support art thieves". Just wanted to point this out before some deviantart fag saw it.—The preceding comment was added by CyVance, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Dox policy

Has been updated. NO DOX LOL is gone. - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 13:22, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

It wasn't of quality, it was shite. D: - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 13:57, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Mickool

Thanks for banning. Can you un-protect my userpage now he is gone? - jdire (talk) 16:54, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Wajasfaggotry

So, was the rewrite/bandwidth-use-of-rewrite the problem? I'm not good at visualizing wiki code, which was why I posted it. :/ Undercrown 18:48, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

I'm the one shitting it up? I undo the faggy edits, clean up the posts, and actually add content that isn't just "my frendz rr so funnee lul" — but I'm getting kicked out of it? Undercrown 19:11, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Lol

Just having a since of humor in a gray world, tavarish. I thought my post was colorful, don't you think?TaiPan 20:05, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Egad

You're right. I made several critical mistakes. I'm not being sarcastic, I appreciate critism, as it will make be better in the future. TaiPan 20:05, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah

Iz mk, I come off that way sometime. I thought it would be funny if two opposing views were on one page. I was wrong, I was horribly wrong. I need to just sit back and watch some more before I step out into the fray. TaiPan 20:10, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

My talk page

Da fuck? YouCallThatABagel 20:41, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

you stupid ignorant retard

how does adding something to an article count as deletion? also, new account != new user.

on a site that is supposed to be a troll mecca, running into people like you is fucking hilarious: you "waaa, chanology ruined my /b/" and then run around being a moralistic bureaucratic fuck: enjoy your fail.

oh, i would like to see the NZ article actually written by someone with some prosody skill, even if only to inform the people world as to why they should avoid it.

John the blabtist 23:10, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Portal FA's

Rotate them properly. I shouldn't have to tell you this shit. DCY ^TALK^▪^STALK 03:10, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

MUDKIPSPLZ LEAVES THE INTERWEBS FOREVER!!!

you dummy

now why'd you go and do that?

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