User:Muzza Tech 3
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Welcome to Muzza Tech 3- User page
(NOW WITH 54% MORE SHAMWOWNESS)
Acievement unlocked!!!
-U looked at this page.
Projects
- I am currently creating/working on these articles:
- Muzza
- Rove
THE TRUTH ABOUT ME
I am not realy a muzza, i am actually a mysterious creature that feeds on human flesh for sexual gain.
There was no Muzza Tech 2, i just skipped to 3 because the first one got goatsee spammed (did not want) so like they say, third time lucky.
Outdated ANNOUNCEMENT
You herd it here last
-OMG two planes just crashed into the World Trade center!!!
-OMG Michael Jackson died. I can finally walk the streets without fear of being raepd
- Oh yeah and that other chick died, what waz her name?... oh yeah Farrah Fawsome.
-Hah, what are the chances of two celebrities dying in one day.
- OMG BILLY MAYS JUST DIED !!!!!
Friends list
( if u ar nice and helpfull to me u will find ur name here)
-TTT
- Muzza Tech 3 oh wait thats me- soz
- ALEX (1guy1jar)
Twitter time !!!
-I am twittering, yes i am that bored
-God! i'm soo horny
-I came
-???? Profit ????
-^^
-I am so alone
-i took a shit
- i looked at some furry p0rn
-IMMA FIRN MAH LAZAH!!!
-I can't spell the word Virus
- "Sob"
-I'm 13 and vulnerable to sexual predators
- i ate my young
- i got severly gang raepd by some Sysops
- i punched Parez Hilton in the face
- i looked at some Jew Tube videos
- i am questioning my sexuality
- i looked at some Bleach fan art...
- i feel strongly disurbed
- i got own3d by some Aznz on DODA
-I am chillin with my friends...
-nah, i don't have any friends...
-Will u b my frend?
FAQ
For those non Australians that don't kow what a muzza iz let me explain the concept...
It is much like the chav virous, but it insted infects "WOGs" as they call themselvs, thus leading to a severe mutation Known as the Muzza virous. The mutation includes growing a dick for a head and thinking you are the "sickest cunt" in the world. If you see someone that u think iz a muzza please don't refrain from blowing their "FULLY SIK BRNZ OUT"!!!
Pretty cool guys
-i think LULZ is a pretty cool guy. eh be all LULZy and doesn't afraid of anything.
- i think Master chef is a pretty cool guy. eh be all cooking and judging and doesnt afraid of anything
- i think Merlin is a pretty cool guy. eh be all spellcasting and doesn't afraid of Aryan Nazi faggots
- i think the person that created article is a pretty cool guy. eh be all YO SUP and doesnt afraid of critcism
- i think Bleach is a pretty cool guy. eh be all killing Hollows and doesn't afraid of anything
- i think the Aryan race is a pretty cool guy. eh be all blue eyes and blonde hair and doesn't afraid of impure Jews.
- i think ALEX is a pretty cool guy. eh be all stretching and forcing and doesnt afraid of anything
- i think IP Man is a pretty cool guy. eh be all Bruce lee's teacher and doenst afraid old age.
References
(if u dint understand some memes)
How to make a good article
(i hav not read this)
