User:Nakamura

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HEY, YOU THERE. DONATE TO ED. I FUCKING MEAN IT. DO IT NAO.

Happy Negro
4chan DESU DESU DESU! 4chan
Nakamura is a /b/tard!

You can help by cleaning up after them.
BE WARNED! They are relentless.

Cock Mongler

lulz 

<Nakamura> i'm leaving
<zewb> GOOD
<KangaJew> Nakamura: hugs
<ninjagumby> GTFO
<Nakamura> i love you all too much to let you suffer through my faggotry
<Autistic> BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<Nakamura> i'm so sorry
<ihateswine> gtfo or leave
<ihateswine> either one
<ninjagumby> WAAAMBULATE OUT OF HERE
<zewb> BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<Nakamura> i'm leaving for the next 12 hours for the good of ED
<Nakamura> alright
<zewb> GO TO MCDONALDS
<Nakamura> let's BAWWWW out of here...
<zewb> AND HAVE SOME WAHMBURGERS
<ihateswine> IM QUITTING IRC FOREVAR
<zewb> AND SOME FRENCH CRISE
<zewb> CRIES
|<-- Nakamura has left irc.encyclopediadramatica.com (Quit: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

I am Nakamura, the greatest thing since sliced bread. I am an admin at 11chan that died because of me (RIP) (I didn't write that, but it is partially true, so I'll leave it in for the lulz) and a mod at 4chanarchive and, most recently, an SA goon scratch that, Blowtax banned me three times in a row, lost 30bux... nevar going back again. Anyways... among the shit that I've done:

  • Discovered moot and W.T. Snacks' personal information
  • Led the still-raging invasion on Ubersite
  • Your mom
  • Fucked a goat. Seriously.
  • Killed 11chan ( and then begged for forgiveness on #11chan )

I AM NOT A WEEABOO. I got this name six years ago when I was over at my cousin's house and found a box full of old books. Among these old books was the 1972 Guinness Book of World Records, which intrigued me immensely due to my obsession with outdated stuff and archiving. In the first few pages, under the "Oldest Person" record, there was a mention in the footnotes of a disputed claim to the record by a Japanese man known only as "Nakamura" who claimed during the year of his death that he had lived to be 116 years old, which would have given him the record. However, he was probably lying or delusional (or both) and his claim was never verified. For some reason this name stuck in my head for a while and came into my head at random about a year ago due to that memory. It is now my default Internet name. Kthx.

[edit] LOL HAY GUYZ SOMEONE GOT RICK ROLLED ON TV!!!!11 

23:41 <+zewb> all of you are wrong and i'm right
23:41 -!- ItsNotLupus [notlupus@serious-ECB61A9C.cinci.res.rr.com] has joined #ed
23:41 < Hertz> If it's not Lupus, is it Wolf J?
23:42 <+Nakamura> GUYS
23:42 <+Nakamura> THERE IS THIS SHOW ON
23:42 <+Nakamura> SOME GUY SHOWED THE ASTLEY VID
23:42 <+Nakamura> AND SAID, "YOU GOT RICKROLLED"
23:42 <+Nakamura> I SHIT YOU NOT
23:42 <+v0dka> zewb: lol
23:42 < Hertz> looooooooooool
23:42 <+zewb> Nakamura: I want you to fucking die so badly it's not even funny.


[edit] Edit Milestones (FUCK YEAH)

  • 100 edits as of 22:45, 21 March 2007
  • 200 edits as of 18:37, 10 June 2007
  • 300 edits as of 19:08, 14 June 2007
  • 400 edits as of 03:26, 17 June 2007
  • 500 edits as of 16:35, 18 June 2007
  • 600 edits as of 20:11, 19 June 2007

[edit] Articles

Here is a list of the articles I have created:

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