User:Onideus Mad Hatter
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 | This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with ad hominem attacks never hurts either. |
| FAT ALERT
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT |
| Warning! |  | This contributor is a cunt. You can help by murdering his or her parents. It's a little late now, sure, but it's the thought that counts. Right? |
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| Beware!: This user is a fatty in denial who doesn't understand that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical wiki, and cannot come to terms with themselves. You can help ED by reverting every single edit. |
| ATTENTION! Onideus Mad Hatter is a collector of dongs. Please send Onideus Mad Hatter pics of your dong (Pics Plox) unless you are CP, in which case, you can GTFO. |
LOL DONGS, they still think I'm Trickphobia or whatever the fuck my name is. Yes winrars, that's someone entirely sock-puppeted by me. Everyone who isn't a complete dumbfuck knows that I use sock puppets.
PS - Thanks for the spastic haet page, not only does it make me look like a Grade A Cockmongler, but its boosted my overall bodyfat by around 25% (after your luscious, big breasted queen put it up as the article of the now). Which, needless to say, has proven quite erotic for me, what with my secret shame and all. ^_^
Uh oh, looks like I made someone all lulzy. Tsch, tsch, tsch...honestly, how many morALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
