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Control, Alt, Delete

"Control, Alt, Delete" is a keyboard command given as a final solution for those who have been thoughly pwned by their shitty computer. It is often accompained by the blue screen of death as well as wailing and mashing of teeth. One rare exception was Ellen Feiss who was too stoned to notice.

The keystroke sends the following query through it's boolean operators in an attempt to rectify it's disjunctive feedback loop: "d00d, WTF? STFU! PLZKTHX BYE." This code will initiate a soft reboot without having to turn the computer on and off completely.

It has been mentioned that this phrase bears a striking resemblance to netspeak. In fact, it has been translated into english as "Excuse me, what are you doing? Please stop talking! Please? Okay, thank you. Goodbye." However, this is not the case. The command query is complex piece of code that will restart your computer. No, I am not just making this up. Yes, I am a professional.

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Patriotism

Badger Badger Badger (aka Badger and Badgerx3 if you're an asshole) is a legendary flash cartoon and internet meme. It has killed the brain cells of millions.

The flash cartoon consists of a gabber-style song with

	Congratulations! You're an ASSHOLE!

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