From Encyclopedia Dramatica

PeterWolfe (or that loser with the long hair) is a retard who thinks he's funny. I'd honestly tell you more, but thats about it. oh, he'll make a joke or two, probably cite a few meme's here and there, but anyone who really listens will end up with a want for serious comedy. he's a narutard and blitch, TRIES to be wapanesse, and can't draw. he therefore spends quite a bit of time on deviantart.

[edit] friends

peterwolfe, shockingly, has a few friends. for all you out there who are concerned by this, don't worry, they aren't very good looking, and most are wapanesse. Peters friends include:

• Richie: who likes teh cock. preferably the twenty-three-year-old physics teacher variety. for anyone who thinks I'm joking, or trolling, stfu. he openly admits this, and we support his descision, even if God hates him.
• Loren: is underage, you sick fuck. nuff said.
• Sloane: another member of the weaker sex, Sloane made her premier in the movie "Farris Bueler's day off", where she played a guard dog and gravy. she did WTC.
• Amanda: what could be accurately described as "menopause personified", Amanda's mood swings are epic in proportion, and HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO TEAR MOUNTAINS, SKIES, AND FRIENDSHIPS ASUNDER!

[edit] the band

Peter thinks he's in a band, which he and his "friends" call "Chocking on sandwich". this band has no music, no instruments, and 3 low-quality videos in which nobody does anything related to the band. we're big in texas.