User:PieAreSquare
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A member of a crack team of elite arch-weeaboos, PieAreSquare grew up in an environment tragically bereft of Japanese culture and was forced to teach himself the language through a combination of reading discarded Pocky boxes and imagining what it was probably like. Having won every cosplay pageant and vidyagame tournament in the Western world, he was found tragically trolled to death by everyone he has ever come into contact with in his life. House signed the death certificate.
As women would rather touch an electric fence than a weeaboo, PieAreSquare had died with the perpetual erection that followed him throughout his life. Because of this, he was kept around the giant hollowed-out volcano in the Caribbean with Joseph Evers' face carved into it where ED's servers are kept, and used to hang donuts, fashionable trilbys and other inconvenient objects that needed to be kept out of reach.
In 2007, dramatic advances in the field of anal reconstruction made it possible to salvage the shell of the creature which had previously inhabited it. The being known as PieAreSquare now is merely a hollow mannequin with no ego, no survival instincts and no emotions apart from an enormous e-crush on Girlvinyl implanted by ED's evil scientists. This makes him untrollable, unquestioning and very easy to push around, and therefore perfect sysop material.
Today he moves mechanistically from victim to victim, and only the tears he involuntarily sheds betray the last vestiges of what he once was. lol anime reference
Evil
PieAreSquare is the creative genius behind many, many brilliant and witty articles. When he is not working unpaid overtime for a job that pays under minimum wage, he takes care of The Month In Lulz.
 July 2008 Hal Turner arrested, Dongcopter and epic CoS raids worldwide. No theme, this was a test to see what ODB thought of the format. |
 August 2008 LOLympic Games. Movie: Chariots of Fire |
 September 2008 ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH, Sarah Palin's daughter teen pregnant, Oprah Winfrey raped by over 9000 penises, Bill O'Reilly swears vengance against Anon. Movie: The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover. |
 October 2008 MTV gets Rickrolled. Dilton Doiley, Bulletball, KissingTheWolf. Movie: Rocknrolla |
 November 2008 Obama looms close. Ron Paul nowhere to be seen. Gilfriend models for car. Heath Ledger possesses MystressOfDarkness13. Movie: 2 Fast 2 Furious |
 December 2008 1guy1jar. Movie: Zack And Miri Make A Porno |
 January 2009 Agent Pubeit attacks New York CoS, and the first sightings of Boxxy are reported. Movie: Cube |
 February 2009 Kenny Glenn vs Anonymous. Movie: The Hunt For Red October |
 March 2009 Louise Ogborn sucks a guys cock at MacDonalds because Phone told her to. Movie: Supersize Me |
 April 2009 Angry Homo Kid. Movie: Ben 10 Race Against Time |
 May 2009 /b/ vs /fa on the streets of New York. Movie: The Devil Wears Prada |
 June 2009 Michael Jackson exits reality, leaving a big Jacko-shaped hole in our lives. Tsimfuckis pwns haters, haters pwn Shane Brown. |
 July 2009: Lotsa stuff. AT&T Blocks 4chan, Billy Mays dies, Old Shiteyes, Hypercube Twitter scandal. Movie: Cube 2 - Hypercube |
 August 2009 The Real Chris-Chan Movie: Face/Off |
 September 2009 The Grifter, Crusadercat, Imma Let You Finish. Movie: The Grifters |
