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User:Piotrus

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Piotrus claims on his user page that he is geek, otaku, a net freelancer, Mensa member, Singularitarian, Magister Artium in economics, and one of the top 100 active editors of the SS Blowhard. He is an sysop from back in the day. It is good to see that a Magister Artium degree is now being accepted by an organization other than CULT:CoS.

[edit] Your Humble Servant

He displays the modesty that has become the common trait of all dedicated wikipedians. In keeping with the humble traditions he has adopted the name and self-appointed title of "Piotr Konieczny aka Prokonsul Piotrus", this moniker comes complete with it own obnoxious user box/graphic thingy to ensure that his contributions do not go unnoticed.

It is also pointed out that the term Prokonsul Piotrus is not a dimunitve (means tiny or wee), but is a latinization (means deluded or cocky). According to Freud, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar - but Piotrus always means dick. Throughout history the term proconsul has meant that someone is asserting authority over a place that they have no right to do so. The modern day translation in the Polish language is 'buttinski'. Some prominent proconsul figures: Julius Caeser, who was stabbed repeatedly by his close friends, after he was named sysop of Rome. This jerk-off is a more current proconsul, as he has now declared victory in Iraq on several different occasions.

[edit] Tripe

Piotrus offers a 9 part essay on how to deal with Poles. The article indicates that he does indeed have the ability required by BS orgs to make even simple things overly complicated and pretentious. There has been a simple 1 step method of dealing with Poles in place for the past 60 years.

A salad-o-meter displays the awards he has convinced others that he deserves. There is some fine print along the bottom of the image that is hard to read at first glance, but upon magnification, is just a reminder that he can not use syrup to toss a salad on holy days - but on those day a kosher jelly will do fine as a substitute.

The bookshelf link gives a list of supposedly rare books. A one-page cliff note books, titled, Who the Fuck Cares, is available that will sum up the entire library.