User:Pyrii

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Pyrii is known as the following:

• Attention_whore
• Insomniac
• Annoying

and finally, technically a agnostic fuck. So fuck you, religious pricks.

[edit] History

In the beginning, there was nothing... then creation and all that boring shit, and then it got to the good parts of history, what with electricity, the television, and Orange Soda. Then suddenly in the late 80's a child was conceived, a child who would have a rich, full, and lulzy existence, pissing off Priests, educators, and many other authority figures. The child, whose name was unknown, but was related to as Pyrii in the religious texts of several reputable religious groups, was destined to take on some of the great injustices of the world, and either exacerbate the situation, or possibly be some sort of savior bullshit. Unfortunately for said prophets, it turned out the great Pyrii was a lazy fuck, and discovered the mystical void known as the internets, and reportedly said "Bugger off, I'm checking my emailz" to the High Priest of Jesus 'N Pals

No longer a working Prophet, Pyrii turned to the internet, and worked dilligently to 'improve' it for the other residents.