User:RLJ/Heed My Warning
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HEED MY WARNING, an aspergic wart festering on the herpes infected ass that is the Lionsgate Saw III and Saw IV forums, is a troll's dream come true. Once insulted, he will keep fighting back in his aspie rage, even after the troll has gotten bored using him as a punching bag and moved on to the next aspie piece of shit in the forum, as there are several. In response to being used as trollbait, Heed is confortable with counter-trolling badly with "A B C" insults. And god forbid you criticize scientology or some other belief system. The poor aspie can't seem to understand that just because people believe something doesn't make that thing worthy of respect. But in fact this irony makes perfect sense. HEED MY WARNING is a mindless slave to authority, even coveting the worthless, made up and self appointed and non existent title of "leader" in this worthless turd of an official movie company forum. He covets authority and demands that everyone bow to it, but fails to realize that his pathetic fantasy will forever remain an aspie wet dream as he remains forever one of the owned.
If you want the long version of the story, click here for the lulzy transcript of the ridiculous week long (and counting!) flamewar over two chanology links being posted in the forum!!!
[edit] Some background
The lionsgate saw forum is utterly unmoderated. This makes it a great place to troll. Posts that would get you ip banned from any reasonably modded forum go totally unpunished here. Which means that the fun never ends. And to make it even better, almost all of the population of the forum (which is rather low) is unbelievably stupid and also obsessed with saw. Winning combination, no?
Here are some protips for trolling lionsgate:
1)Curses and bad words need a dot in the middle or they will be censored, like this : fu.ck.
2)Heed is a desperate aspie who will keep fighting back no matter how much abuse you give him. So after you're bored of owning the retard and private messaging him chanology links, nimp links and goatse, just tell him you used him like a whore now you're moving on to his mother.
3)You can upload images there. And since there's no mods they can be the worst rotten.com has to offer. Hey, it's a saw forum, what's wrong with a little gore?
[edit] AS A TROLL
Heed's trolling strategy is simple, in the sense that a down syndrome sufferer is simple. Here it is:
1)Say "I'm the leader thanks for choosing me" every post.
2)Steal the trolling techniques used by everybody else in the forum.
3)Make random insults about incest etc and keep doing it after the real troll has gotten bored with this fa.ggot and moved on.
4)Claim to be the troll instead of the victim and prolong an idiotic flamewar over two chanology links and being told "fuck you" for a week and a half and counting, being a butthurt fag this is typical aspergers behavior for Heed.
Being trolled by Heed is slightly less offensive than your grandad's stories about his time at seminary.
Here's some illustrative Heed quotes.
| —Heed, misunderstanding the situation as autistic people tend to do |
| —Heed, on why I'm evil for daring to post chanology links |
| —Heed's primary (and ineffective) defense to being trolled, pretend he thinks it's funny, and that you're a pussy for trolling him. Don't ask me. I've been dealing with this guy for over a week and I don't understand it either |
| —Heed, assuming the role of self appointed "leader" of the saw forum. In other words, head faggot |
| —Ok, now picture this post. Times 1,000. Now you get an idea of what flaming Heed is like. Lulz. What a retarded aspergic piece of dog shit he is |
[edit] CONCLUSION
Heed my warning is a pathetic coward. Insecure in his own retarded view of life, he thinks he can be better than everyone else by saying all belief should be respected regardless of how stupid or harmful it is. But when he is called on his cowardice, he goes into "attack" (not very effective) mode, and likes calling you a pussy. This is not an irony. His passivity and refusal to take a principled stand against things that any free thinking man would reject as mental slavery, obscurantism, and sheer fail (e.g. scientology) is motivated by the same reason as his pussified and pathetic "attack;" the quest of an essentially mentally weak and inferior turd to feel better about himself, specifically, better than other people. This in turn reflects his greatest fear, that because of his own cowardice, passivity and spinelessness, rendering him unable take a stand against shit like scientology, he is a pussy, so he instead makes himself feel like an internet tough guy, who can impose his cowardice and, yes, pussyness on the entire saw iv forum by saying the word pussy a lot. As has been said, with great wisdom, those who hide under beds look under beds.
