User:Raging symian

(OBAMA)
From BarackObama.com.
Brightness+33%, Contrast+8%
= Biden-White Obama!
MJ could have saved millions...

(CAT)
An average cat's reaction to this article.

(CAT)
In communist Romania, NinjaCat Asks you.

MILEY CYRUS)
Dedication: Gaston will even go to church to score sum 15yo pussey.
Miley's father, and I QUOTE: "Approves".

(AMERICAN)
It is every Emericunt's dream to reel in a fat catfish loli with a Barbie pole and eat rape it in short order.

(/B/RISTOL PALIN)
Thruth Lulz in advertising.

(MILEY CYRUS)
This article is #1 on Gewgle!!~!
Of course, you have to search for 'Pedobear Platinum', rather than 'Miley Cyrus' 'underage whore', but still!

(JAWSUS)
Dental Plan: It's hereditary.
One wonders if Fra. Johann has ever spread his seed in rural Pennsylvania..

(JAWSUS)
All sex-criminals know that accusing look of innocence lost...

(JAWSUS)
First the finger...

(JAWSUS)
...then the fist.

(JAWSUS)
Jawsus rikey.

(JAWSUS)
This is not the Pierce you're looking for.

(JAWSUS)
Separated at birth or lip tooth-locking slashfic waiting to happen?
Or both?

(FACE-PAINTER)
You wish!
From WP Facepainting article.

(BRÜNO)
Ich kam in Ihrem Poopinschaft, ja!

(BABBYFUCK)
9/11 was a journalistic non-event compared to this surprise.

(ASHIDA KIM)
Weaboo squint + $30 flea-market "katana" + MS Paint Brush-Script font "autograph" = teh WIN!!!ichi
Mommy did a great job on the embroidery and merit badges, too!
Order yours to-day!!!

(ASHIDA KIM)
Kimasutra or, how to score before your mother comes downstairs.
Sadly, not a troll shoop.

(CAT)
Montecore (center) took umbrage at two German buttbuddies' making flamboyant coats from his Schwester.

(CAT)
Tatiana, RIP. Her penchant for SOUSAge was to be her ruin.
Who's laughing now, chulo?

(BABBYFUCK)
Imminent rape is imminent.

(BABBYFUCK)
(Babby)cock goes where?

(BABBYFUCK)
Beauty, thy name is androgyny.

(McCAIN)
Midgets vote for McCain, why don't you?

(McCAIN)
Deepthroat for McCain!

(BABBYFUCK)
Ricky Martin: definitively not gay.

(BABBYFUCK)
Two babies = up to twice as many* raeps per week!!!1
"Clay is such a loser"

* Providing suitable lubcricant and all orifices utilized

(JAWSUS)
Who wouldn't fall for a face like this?

(WINDOWS)
Bill Gheyts knows his memes.

(CHANOLOGY)
A brave femanon sheds mask. Please don't.

(CHINA)
In communist China, loli destroys your life.

(GOATSE)
Goatse.cks: Resurrection. Praise the Lord!

(BRISTOL PALIN)
Bristol's got the preggo cravings...like all republikkans, she habbeebs a good kielbasa.

(CHANOLOGY)

(FIREFOX)
Beta version fine-tuned for CP browsing.

(LOLYMPICS)
几岁/性/省?

(LOLYMPICS)
KeXin2.0: upgraded to 16, the age of consent in most of the civilized world, including most U.S. states.
Feel Free to Fap!

(LOLYMPICS)
A rare instance of an olympic sport not being completely ghey.

(OBAMA)
Onyango doesn't afraid of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus.

(SATAN)
Who knew, fundies were right all along, the endtimes be upon us.

(JEWS)
Kosher Boi makes the cover. You gotta habeeb that heeb, meshugenah!

(LOLYMPICS)

(LOLYMPICS)
...if I only win silver, my parents are going to labour camp...

(LOLYMPICS)
YuYuan showin' off her Yin for greater glory of the motherland.

(LOLYMPICS)
Stretching: the younger you start, the better.

(LOLYMPICS)

(GUITAR HERO)
No, Wikipædia is definitively not skewed toward pop-culture. It's for the childrens!

(MILEY CYRUS)
Pedobear Platinum?

(WIKIGROAN)
A rare moment of correct priorities: actual whore before fictional.

(WIKIGROAN)
Guess who reads this article and changed the above, lest catholics should bawwww their eyes out?

(WIKIGROAN)
Knee-jerk Wikipædo reaction to Wikigroaning: Palpatine is notable!!1

(PLACENTAFAG)
For once, WikiSearch finds what you're looking for.

(IMDB)
A typical sapient imdb review. Notice! the!exclamation!points!
after! every!sentence!
The reviewer is from Holland. Coincidence?

(VEGAN)
Mystery solved: this is why Vegans forgo eating delicious meat.

(WAPANESE)
There IS something Wapanese have in common with Azn's: spelling skill's and success with ladies.

(FAG)
Bassoon, a phallus-shaped musical instrument, goes by the innocuous moniker "Fagot" in many languagues, including, you guessed it, Dootsch.