User:Raspberry Rush/Fair Trade Coffee

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Arguably as important to late night internet users as a qwerty keyboard, coffee is a form of caffeinated liquid like no other. Fair Trade Coffee is a particular breed of coffee tainted with the overpowering aroma of liberal guilt. According to the inventors of this "fair" coffee, who clearly aren't Jewish, Colombian workers are given an extra 20c an hour to harvest and roast the little brown beans that western culture cannot function without. When sipping on a piping hot mug o'fairtradegoodness, you can distinctly taste the happy, hard working and well rewarded sweat of the Fair Trade Coffee farmers and workers.

[edit] See Also

• Buying Organic
• Leftard
• Coffee

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• Starbucks vs. Ethiopia

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