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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Reddie is one of those fat internet sluts who eats 3lbs of butter a day and spends all her time on IRC and LiveJournal. Her weight has ballooned to over a thousand pounds. She is a furry which means she has Asperger's syndrome and used to post in the aspiefest known as gayfaggotinc. She spews her obnoxious writing into her livejournal while stuffing enough twinkies into her face to feed a third world country. She believes in her past life she was a dingo and a lot of people call her just by this species name.

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