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2010 is a tl;dw movie produced by Stanley Jewbrick in the mid-80's about an American-Russian mission to Jupiter, taking place on board a Romulan Warbird powered by circle jerks and caffeine; its lesser known subtitle is "The 500 Million Mile High Club." It is a sequel to Peter Hymen's "2001," where a batshit computer named HAL-9000 goes insane and deletes fucking everything in direct violation of Asimov's laws of robotics. Both movies - made from books which the director/producers cheerfully took a steaming dump on for the lulz - spawned endless geek fandom orgasms.

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Most of this movie revolves around the Commies and Amerifags mistakenly habeebing the defunct HAL-9000 to be Aiko's predecessor - this sets off a huge brixshitting session and the race in question: to be the first nation to shove its collective cock up the computer's USB port. Needless to say, after the OMG SOOO LAWNG!1!! trek to the Discovery, they were disappoint. This cannot be held against them, however, since the words "batshit psycho" and "woman" inter-translate in Russian.

They all end up settling for an extremely brutal gang-rape-slash-bukkake-fest upon Irina, the hawt Russkie chick portrayed by now-decomposed Natasha Shneider. All of them, that is, except for Curnow (John Lithjew) . . . who can't get it up.

After all, Commies are used to giving everything - repeat, EVERYTHING - away.

References to this movie in pop culture include:

• The puke-worthy episode of SG-1 where they're all stuck in an alternate universe, with a whole species of flaming faggots called the Aschen (pronounced Ass-chin) that want to pwn Jupiter and make room around it for a homosexual brothel. OH YEAH: They have to sterilize Earth's population first. Where's Margaret Sanger when you need her?
• Those Garmin GPS commercials.

Also see

IMDb message boards for 2010
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