User:RichardBumsen
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
I give and I give. But only so much can be taken. Le sigh.
Things I (Richard Bumsen) love:
- Cock (of course Dick loves Cock)
- Dick (You can't love someone else, until you love yourself. And boy do I love myself.)
- Needless unsubstantiated braggadocio
- Excessive and redundant circumlocution
Emotionally distancing oneself with hardcore homoerotic pornographic photographic material
Systematic course of action taken by RichardBumsen in order to prevent himself from being consumed by girlvinyl's vagina. See Dick run, RUN DICK RUN.
