User:RinatheWereKitty
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Rina
Rina's a 20 year old bisexual Californian quasi-midget, who is amazingly enough not a furry (debatable). She's a reformed Jew-face who occasionally has relapses and speaks in a thick Hebrew accent. For some reason, she is writing in the third person. Contrary to popular belief, this is not funny.
Predicted Demise
Due to her small size and youthful looks, Rina is often the target of pedophiles. Her predicted demise is that a troupe of Dungeons & Dragons playing Basement-dwellers dressed as their elf, wizard, and knight characters will kidnap her on a quest to bring her to their Lord Geek King to mate.
Assorted bits of no Interest
Rina is a Gaia Online member who sees the error in her ways- but doesn't really give a damn. She's a conspiracy nut who knows more useless information related to conspiracies than is healthy. Rina plays massive amounts of video games (especially ARRpeeGees like Oblivion and Final Fantasy VIII.), Magic the Gathering, role plays, cosplays and is "slightly" obsessed with The X-Files... Doesn't she sound fucking lovely? No, she sounds like a geek. She even works in a video game store- Game Stop. How she enjoys ripping of little children on their used game trade ins.
Note to 4Chan Spase Peepole
"Ohaithur-- U guyz remember win we fluded all t3h Game Stops wit hella stoopid ass ?'s bout BattleToads and mudkips during X-mas?? Lulz! Especially the 1 in Stockton, bcuz 4 sum reezon it t3h only 1 in t3h fucking phone book?1?! Lmao!!!2!!!!"
.... I hate you all.
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