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User:Rokkuman/Street Fighter 2 rewrite

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Street Fighter II is the second fighting game ever made and is responsible for revolutionizing the video-game industry by awakening the previously unknown Tourneyfag gene receding within several gamers. After witnessing the magnitude of autism he was now responsible for creating, the creator of Street Fighter II abandoned the project to move on to greater things. The source code was found in a CD washed ashore on a beach in Japan by Shigeru Miyamoto. He then proceeded to re-release fucked up versions of the game year after year because he couldn't get it right.

Gameplay

The objective in Street Fighter is to beat the absolute fucking shit out of your opponent until she dies. Each character has an array of special moves at his or her disposal to gain the upper-hand in unique situations, therefore in order to truly master the game it is important that you know which character and which special move to repeat for the particular build of Street Fighter you're playing.

Characters

Street Fighter boasts a unique roster of characters with styles that specialize in dealing with various strategies in speSHOOOOOOOOOOORYUKEN

  • Ryu: A ninja that literally does nothing but fight, but is somehow still considered a "good guy". His special abilities include causing animes based on him to have convoluted and cliche storylines about internal struggle.
  • Ken: A version of Ryu with a shoryuken that can travel the entire length of the screen, destroy projectiles, and physically strike the opponent's lifebar killing him instantly.
  • Chun Li: A female cop who arrives to battle in a clown outfit. Claims Bison killed her father when she was a little girl, but in actuality she invented this version of the story to repress the the fact that her father blew his own head off while staring directly into her eyes because she did not become a doctor, mathematician, or software engineer.
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