User:Salambo
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Introduction
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Salambo is a /b/tard!
You can help by cleaning up after them. | 
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How do I take picture of ass?
Biography
This user is not actually human, but a hate-filled entity enqineered using black coffee, ham, eggs, bacon, potatoes, and pastries. Then, animated using the music of KMFDM, PIG, The Genitorturers, and Hanzel und Gretyl. Here's a short list of things Salambo hates, in no specific order:
- Nu Metal
- Microsoft, its software, and its userbase
- cigarettes, alcohol, and their addicts
- straight edge, emo, hipsters, etc
- Linux distributions and most Linux users
- bars and clubs
- religion and people who are religious
- Second Life
- LiveJournal, Myspace, Friendster, and Facebook
- holidays
- fast food
- Slashdot
- dialup
- AOL and its users
- social bookmarking
- your mom, your pets, and most likely you too
