User:Salambo

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[edit] Introduction

DESU DESU DESU! Salambo is a /b/tard! You can help by cleaning up after them. BE WARNED! They are relentless.

How do I take picture of ass?

STEP THE FUCK OFF!

[edit] Biography

This user is not actually human, but a hate-filled entity enqineered using black coffee, ham, eggs, bacon, potatoes, and pastries. Then, animated using the music of KMFDM, PIG, The Genitorturers, and Hanzel und Gretyl. Here's a short list of things Salambo hates, in no specific order:

• Nu Metal
• Microsoft, its software, and its userbase
• cigarettes, alcohol, and their addicts
• straight edge, emo, hipsters, etc
• Linux distributions and most Linux users
• bars and clubs
• religion and people who are religious
• Second Life
• LiveJournal, Myspace, Friendster, and Facebook
• holidays
• fast food
• Slashdot
• dialup
• AOL and its users
• social bookmarking
• your mom, your pets, and most likely you too