User:Seagullman87
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Seagulman 87 is a recurring menace towards society, and finds turtle fucking as the definition of awesomeness, which we all know is sickly perverted and absolutely unappetizing and is no way a sick, sick primordial urge beyond furries. He is also a knew member of ED, with strong connections to Cthulhu and the rest of the Great Old Ones, having only started Last Thursday, so please, treat that little faggot with respect & not delete his prophile article. Thank You.
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15 yer old virgin, hates UNCYCLOPEDIA so much that asks for utter deletion of it for christmas!!! Likse da cok, IN DA ASS!!! Hahaha please disregard that I suck coks. I SHALL RAPE YOU!!!
Unfunny bastard, whose sense of humor and sanity jumped the shark a long time ago. Possibly wapanese, though not likely cause he only likes shit with giant robots and boobies. damn him, i want to fuck him, whatever you say, he'll come up with some witty response, yet knows what he talks about, no matter how useless the information is.
