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Contents 1 What I'm good fer 2 Who the damn is Sgt. Cowboy? 3 Useful Sound Effects 4 Ow! 5 Mudkipz 6 Fun times 7 The Dark Knight 8 Chanapocalypse

[edit] What I'm good fer

Explosives. Just kidding. That's from a John Wayne movie. I'm a competent writer, but a mediocre wiki formatter. If someone wants me to write for a page that they want to format, leave a message on my talk page.

[edit] Who the damn is Sgt. Cowboy?

Sgt. Cowboy is Nobody Important. He eats babies and is full of unwarranted self importance.

[edit] Useful Sound Effects

The following sound effects may be used by him (or you) IRL or on teh internets for many lols and/or lulz:

"Ow!"-used to express mild emotional butthurt applied to yourself or others.

"Bark!"-used to express intense emotional or mild to moderate physical butthurt applied to yourself or others (ie: Firithfenion).

"Sher-Blaow!"-used to express moderate to intense physical butthurt applied to yourself or others.

"Cry about it."-used to make fun of others who are whining about butthurt.

This list will be added to as Sgt. Cowboy remembers more expressions.

[edit] Ow!

Sgt. Cowboy's unwarranted self importance got him into shit.

[edit] Mudkipz

• No problem :)<3Arguecat3 13:42, 25 July 2008 (CDT) heres moar

[edit] Fun times

You sir are very much welcome!

• You will be cuckholded then surprise-sexed in the ass when you least expect it :D<3Arguecat3 09:06, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] The Dark Knight

Sgt. Cowboy and his friend Jonfatan were recently featured in the new Batman movie. They were the two kids pretending to shoot machine guns in their car.

[edit] Chanapocalypse

Sgt. Cowboy surmises that companies around the world will be surprised that their employees are actually working instead of fucking with 4chan during the chanapocalypse.