User:Shadowgamers/WebCrawling/Silvarbelle

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Silvarbelle

Name: Christine Marie Hill
Location: Alexandria, Virginia, United States
Birthdate: 1978-07-19
Email/s silvarbelle@msn.com, Rogue10@hotmail.com

Important stuff is has a *, ctrl+F and * for important lol stuff



Forward Notes-
Christine...
...Is a quiz whore?
...Hasn't been funny since 2000?
...Has existed on the internet since 99? Maybe even longer than that? Apparently her shitty fanfictions know no bounds...
...is a Fat fuck? Although from her LJ she seemed to have done something about it in 03
...dad died, probably from Vietnam or because she crushed him?
...Practically cheated on her English because she had an English Professor for an aunt/uncle?
...I put her at about 5'3~6 height-wise?
...weighs over 300+ pounds (04 or 05)?
...Has a batshit insane mother who's prone to fucking losing her mind?
...Has never kissed/married another human being?
...Has cousins called Josh and Tina?



---Quotes from its livejournal---



---2003---



* So, now it's hot, humid, muggy, and did I mention humid? There really was no point in taking a shower, because I started sweating immediately I got out of the shower. I'm thinking of converting my neighborhood into a nudist colony just so I can have the pleasure of going starkers. Well, indoors, anyway. There are WAY too many mosquitoes out there.



Anyway, the workmen putting up the new siding on the house discovered that the area around Mom's bedroom is RIDDLED with termites (actually, the whole foundation is) and so next month we're gonna have THAT taken care of, along with a few repairs, such as getting her bedroom and my bedroom floors jacked up, since they're directly over the crawl spaces and our floors have dropped due to termite damage. Isn't this JUST what we needed? And then it only gets better: turns out the crawl spaces are also infested with SPIDERS. Yes! SPIDERS! For any of you who know me, you'll know I have Spider Fear. I call them NAPONs (Nasty-Assed Pieces Of Nature) and am in no way thrilled with this.



Anyway, it's disgustingly humid. I have the A/C cranked to the Arctic Setting and am as naked as I can possibly be without violating several health codes, not to mention Laws of Nature. My cat is probably wishing he were anywhere but here. Hey! If he'd learn to not cross major roadways or get into fights he CANNOT win, I'd let him out to bask in the sun. As it is, he's housebound. My kingdom for a universal translator....



* This is actually pretty deep for me, since I first came to musical awareness to this song at my babysitter's apartment when I was about four years old (I was hatched in '78). "Sweet Dreams" was playing on the radio and all of a sudden, it began making sense to me. I heard the music, felt the rhythm, and voila! My love for music woke right the hell up and has carried me through 25 years of being a social outcast. Wait, 25 minus 4... okay, 21 years.



* Daddy died (Jan. 27th, 2002)



Anyway, lots to tell. A couple of days ago, I finally got weighed and measured at Curves. Turns out that in the last month, * I've lost 4.60 pounds AND 14 inches! Yes! My butt's getting smaller! For sure my thighs are! 4 whole inches off those critters alone! Yowza!



* I need chocolate. I need coffee. I need Severus Snape to fuck me into oblivion. Or at least put that intelligent brain to use and do the work for me. Or both. Fuck it all, anyway.


Right, then. Survived a hurricane, have PMS, no chocolate, barely serviceable coffee, no Snape, and a paper due TOMORROW, as well as get cream cheese for the bagel breakfast in class. And all of my creative thoughts have wandered off somewhere without leaving a forwarding address, bollocks it all.



* sept 25 - I started my period, which means soon I'll be back to my normal, semi-sweet natured self, instead of ready to dismember any living thing in sight that might somehow irritate me--which is very easy to do. Fortunately, I got brownies and choco-chip cookies today, so that appeases me.



* http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/6103.html (superiority complex is cool)



* Got my first essay back: I GOT AN "A"!!!!! Yes! Yes! ME! I did! I got an "A"!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!



http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/8518.html


---2004---



http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/11412.html


http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/11821.html#cutid1 <- Interesting?


* http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/12383.html#cutid1 <- BAWWWWWWWWW
-At any rate, Mom's being her usual self, which means I'm torn between the desire to punch her lights out or to simply kill myself just so I can get AWAY from her. Death is looking more and more attractive.
-I didn't get the bank job I applied for, which would have made my life FIFTY times better off.
-I ACTUALLY HOOKED UP THE NEW MACHINE CORRECTLY! IT WORKS! IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Mom even poured me a celebratory glass of wine.
-And no, I'm NOT a pervert -- I'm a loose woman. ^_~
-She wants me to be a carbon copy of her, right down to a career in NAVAIR (Naval Air Systems Command). I would rather boil myself alive in hydrolic acid than be anymore like her than I already am.

* http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/13245.html <- tl;dr
http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/13581.html <- RENEGADE
http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/14207.html <- Eww no.
http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/16011.html
-But me being of a sophomoric sense of humor, I'm ridiculously pleased with my efforts and I like the funnies I came up with. Especially the Mighty Mouse one. It's that fabulous image of Haldir in battle armor, standing atop the walls of Helm's Deep with his other elves. The close-up on his face with the backlighting, and he looks so young and vulnerable and doomed... you know the one I'm talking about. Anyway, that image, with the caption: "Mighty Mouse: never around when you need him." For some reason, that tickles me. I dunno why. And I also made my current default picture; the one with Haldir and "worship me, fangrrls!" on it. 'Cause it's so true.

http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/16514.html http://silvarbelle.livejournal.com/17694.html

---2005--- (I don't know what happened but she's updating every fucking day now)