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MUCH FAGGOTRY, WIZARDRY, CUCKOLDRY, FAIL, RUIN & SHAME ABOUNDS...
MUCH FAGGOTRY, WIZARDRY, CUCKOLDRY, FAIL, RUIN & SHAME ABOUNDS...
MUCH FAGGOTRY, WIZARDRY, CUCKOLDRY, FAIL, RUIN & SHAME ABOUNDS...
MUCH FAGGOTRY, WIZARDRY, CUCKOLDRY, FAIL, RUIN & SHAME ABOUNDS...
MUCH FAGGOTRY, WIZARDRY, CUCKOLDRY, FAIL, RUIN & SHAME ABOUNDS...
MUCH FAGGOTRY, WIZARDRY, CUCKOLDRY, FAIL, RUIN & SHAME ABOUNDS...
MUCH FAGGOTRY, WIZARDRY, CUCKOLDRY, FAIL, RUIN & SHAME ABOUNDS...
Ju can act like a MAN!!! (bitch slap) Whatza matta wit you?!?

Greetings, all! I am Sir Lurx-A-Lot the redlinx slayer tilde vigilante! But folks can call me Shitbitch. Wikipedia calls me "67.80.165.205".

Unlike some other users, I am not a blogger. I am h8ed by sick fucks because I don't upload porn onto ED. (see Rule 34)

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[edit] Successful Templates I've Created

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[edit] Articles yet to be written (postpwned until further notice):

  • Roger Clemens (Steroids Accusations) Old meme now; therefore shit nobody cares about anymore
  • Oscar De La Hoya (Crossdressing Scandal)Turned out to be true, but too late; everyone ignored it like a bunch of faggots
  • Harry Knowles/Aint It Cool News
  • "There Will Be Blood"/"I drink your milkshake"
  • Eight Belles (racehorse who became an hero) Story's old as hell now (should've made reference to him in Mr. Hands article)
  • Sean Bell (Al Sharpton was butthurt over the verdict that the cops weren't guilty in his shooting, so he held NYC hostage with his army of protesters, maaan!) I'm surprised nobody gave a shit about this story enough to even make REFERENCE to it, let alone an article. Oh, well. Too late now.

[edit] Some Fav's

[edit] Robot Chicken Copypasta

Robot Chicken h8rz, STFU! I'll plug that show all I want on this page, cuz it's MY userpage, dammit!

 
 
i think Seth Green is a pretty cool guy. eh created Robot Chicken and doesnt afraid of anything.


 


 

—Shitbitch

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