User:Shop1smart
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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"Ahnn!" Samus moaned in pain. Sweat formed on her brow. All around her was chaos. A cacophany of screams and grunts echoed throughout the room. Thump. Samus looked down, her vision clouded. She could barely make out the features of Harry Potter, his face twisted in agony. Blood spurted from his prolapsed anus. Samus watched in horror as Keenan Thompson danced in the crimson pool, his huge black cock swaying in the semi-darkness. The sound of singing took Samus's attention elsewhere. In the corner her eyes were met with an even more horrific sight. She watched as a nude Mickey Mouse pounded the anus of former presidential candidate Ron Paul. His black, muscled ass thrust a massive cock into the bleeding rectum of the conservative. "MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE, BITCH" Mickey screamed, reciting a twisted version of the American anthem. Samus watched in revulsion as he jammed a dildo in her own ear. Looking away, she briefly saw Ganon raping stick poe man, but was suddenly distracted by convulsions wracking her VAGINA. "AARRggh!" She screamed as a two legged turtle-kip burst from her loins. Samus fell to the ground in a pool of blood, her genitals torn and destroyed. Her life slowly drained away. Dead.
SHOP SMART!!
SHOP SMART!!
SHOP SMART!!
SHOP SMART!!
SHOP SMART!!
SHOP SMART!!
SHOP SMART!!
I AM RELENTLESS
I AM RELENTLESS
I AM RELENTLESS
I AM RELENTLESS
I AM RELENTLESS
I AM RELENTLESS
I AM RELENTLESS
Im watching you, vandalize, And i will have you raeped mongled
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[edit] Shop Smart!
facts:
- Shop1Smart at this very moment is sitting naekd at his computer after successfully downloading some mod for his shit games
- Shop1smart's ass is so hairy that robin williams wants to be his fuckbuddy
[edit] Origin
at least 100 years ago Some of Americas Finest once broke the rules of IRL and decided to sell a computer to Shop1Smart, Even though it was known how much anti-lulz Shop1Smart would bring to the internet.
Shop1smart, being the bear he is, has a hair follicle count of over 9000 on his left ass cheek alone.
Be careful, their favorite prey are 16 year old girls!
[edit] Problems
Shop1Smart is undoubtedly a sick fuck
His interests include.
- Fapping to Chris Hanson (betraying his code of honor to fellow sick fucks)
- playing counterstrike in a hopeless quest to replace paradise
- plucking dinglebarries out of his bear shaped ass.
- waiting for a new artivle to rise in hopes of seeing new pics
- listening to shit music including crybabies, fags, and sometimes Beethoven.
- Pretending to be a fag from Eyes wide shut in the hopes of getting into huge sex parties
[edit] I find it lulzy
[edit] battle scars
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