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User:Spleefmistress
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Hello, and welcome to my page! I am Spleefmistress, fundie hater and awesoem person overall.
Basically I'm a one of the few Internet fans who's not a weeaboo. I enjoy reading, and my favorite authors include Stephen King, Robert A. Heinlein, L.M. Montgomery, Sheri S. Tepper, Dean Koontz, and last but most certainly not least, Frank Herbert. I love cats and can't get enough of them, and know that they will take over the world while us humans become their slaves. This will generate much lulz, and will be better than the Republicans running the country, amirite?
I DON'T love fat people as I see too many of them IRL at work while I am making delicious cake, and feel that they're good only as a source of lulz, and I also laugh at the Creatards because SCIENCE IS NUMBER ONE!!! I love arguing with fundies and pwning their asses over and over and over and OVER. It's one reason I love this site so much. When I'm not reading, drawing, writing, looking at tentacle porn, or otherwise doing something productive unlike so many Suethors and Gaiafags, I like watching other people generate and document the lulz (and contributing when I can), which is why I love Encyclopedia Dramatica.
My artwork, writing, and plans for world domination... XD |FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Spleef loves...
Cats - Pussy is awesome.
Cake - Yes, I make cake for a living, but it's fun. Mmm, delicious cake.
Books - As long as it's not the Bible or written by some deluded Christfag, I'll read it.
Evolution and science - As much as Creationists want to bitch and cry about it, evolution happened and the Bible has been proved wrong many times. Get over it.
Spleefmistress' Shit List
Mainly, I joined ED to add to and modify the article on DBoyWheeler, as I and so many others are sick and tired of his faggotry. Of course, I also surf around and read random articles here for the lulz >:D I am also an avowed enemy of Crusadercat, (moar like Crusaderfag, amirite?) due to his bible-thumping faggotry. My favorite past time is getting into arguments with fundies, because pwning them is SO easy (no matter how much they may want to deny it) For the lulz, I am including a list of fundies (and other dumbfucks) that I have gotten into debates with or are just outright ignorant.
The Bible - This book has ruined history for the last 2000 years and is responsible for the deaths and oppression of billions.
DBoyWheeler - the whole fucking reason I joined ED. I offered this little fag a concrit that he desperately needed, and he hid it and then blocked me. He has now left DA due to extreme butthurt. Thank you, Anonymous! He actually got a shitty book published, and I left a snarky review for it on Amazon.com. [2] It would be a lot more snarky except you're not allowed to cuss or shit there or use personal insults, which meant that I had to really make sure my review was clean, because the staff over at Amazon.com like to defend faggots like DBoy and Brian Herbert and his fuckboddy Kevin Anderson.
RejectedDreams - I pwned this guy so many times on his page through arguing. He never was able to come up with anything good. His brain snapped after being pwnt so many times. Lately he has actually stopped his Christfaggotry and concentrated on his art, so there's hope for him :) He had some really nice photos, and even laid off the Bible for a while. However, now he is back to his gay-bashing ways.
Xiao-Feng-Fury - Too bad this girl didn't have the brains to match her decent talent. SHe is one of the most bigoted people I (or anyone else) has EVER seen. She left DA due to butthurt, but moved to SheezyArt to preach some moar. NOW SHE CAME BACK TO DA TO PREACH SUM MOAR. Of course, she still hates gays and won't stop bitching about them. She quit her job at Dillard's because of the evil tranny.
Netbug009 - Another fundie that I argued with and pwnt so many times she left me alone.
catluvszuko - A fundie who claims to have gay friends, but supported Prop 8 in California with shitty artwork [[3]], and also uses the word 'gayety' which is SO not a fucking word. No matter what anyone says, she thinks that 'gayety' is EBIL and should not be taught to children! Also does shitty art. (with one of her raping Zuko up the ass [4]) which proves she's just a pathetic weeaboo fangirl.
Ethereal-crow - Similar to Xiao and PilgrimJohn, in that ethereal does know how to draw in spite of being batshit. According to her, Darwinism has no sanity to it, but she pretty much contradicts herself by believing in a book full of holes. When I argued with her, she hid my comments and blocked me, just like DBoyWheeler did. And you know that when a fundie blocks you and hides your comments, you WIN and they FAIL. Her DeviantID is also fucking ugly and shows that she is just a poser. Anonymous fucking needs to make a fucking page about her. I honestly think this person has Assburger's, and that deviantID [5] screams Pedo Smirk!, at least to me. This user claims to be female, but I think it's actually a male, or some neutered thing. (Update!) She wants to be a man! She wants to take hormones and shit, but she's also a fundie Creatard, which means that God and Jesus would disapprove of her desire to become a man. [6] Her gallery also has a lot of guys kissing (LOLWUT) Fucking hypocrite. This just proves why Creatards can't be taken seriously.
Vampirella87 - Not a actual fundie, but I commented on her tracing and how it got her on ED. Not surprisingly, my comments were hidden and I was blocked. Gee, I wonder how many people are on her blocklist now?
xxxblackjokerxxx ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!!! This is a ghey sand nigger (notice he wears mascara and/or eyeliner in his picture! LOL) who was rejected by the Taliban on the sheer level of his ghey and fail, so he's resorted to harrassing people through the Internet via his idiotic retard-babble. Spam him with Smauel L Jackson plz.
Raschamaster Another Christfag with obviously no life along with shitty deviations (most of them ghey models of Star Wars shit and faggotry), including his wet dream... h[ttp://raschamaster.deviantart.com/art/UCSA-Flag-108518261] and a really shitty and ugly Prop 8 deviation (but then, aren't all pro-Prop 8 deviations ugly?) [7] What a dumbass.
[8] One of the most fucking fail-ariffic stamps for its obvious fail in logic.
Fat people - I realize that people come in different body shapes and sizes. I have nothing against people who are simply more stocky or what not. I'm talking about the lardasses who have let their bodies become so bloated that they are no longer capable of getting around on their own and need scooters. I work in a grocery store making cake, for Chrissake, and I see too many fat people buying crap they shouldn't be eating in the first place.
Inflation - The BBW fetish is disgusting enough, but inflationism is another whole new level of disturbing. If you actually fap to the sight of gross, distended flesh stretched beyond what is realistically viable, then you're definitely a sick fuck.
Adult babies - And if you like wearing diapers or fap to pictures of others in diapers, or like fanart of various anime characters in diapers, then you're definitely a sick fuck too.
Crusadercat A fundie furry (like DBoyWheeler) with shitty art. His arguments for the Bible and Creationism are full of holes - which I pointed out. He then BAWW'd and freaked out and hid my comments. :3 Not surprising, really.
Last but not least...
And finally, for the greatest justice of them all...
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