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User:StarDrifter

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Grover is not gayer than Star Poofter
Grover is not gayer than Star Poofter

Star Poofter is male and married to a woman he met online, despite his use of a gay name like Star Poofter. He first signed onto the internets using Quantum Link on a Commadore 64, back when 300 baud modems were hot shit.

Nearly twenty years of teh drama has created a certain level of cynicism. This culminated in his angsty departure from Shadowland.org, and Star Poofter has been gun shy of excessive drama ever since.

Thus the question is asked with every word typed into forum, wiki, or chat: is this any fun? Curiously enough, this leaves plenty of room for further trolling.

[edit] Favored Methods of Trolling

  • Pro-Republican ranting
  • Insulting people who bash Christians for the lulz, then bashing the Christians who agree.
  • Citing examples of women and minorities doing evil things just like The Man
  • Stream of consciousness concience-purging after several shots of hard liquor.

[edit] Philosophy

It is an ill wind which blows no minds.

[edit] Trivia

Star Poofter keeps a secret personal wiki. Many longer posts are written and scrutinized there in an attempt to not post crap at Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Star Poofter is also a closet basement-dweller. This is evident in his contributions:

Star Poofter always researches his material carefully on Google to maximize lulz.

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