User:Stratocaster
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I'm Stratocaster. I play the instrument that is my name (actually I play a Les Paul now), and actually know how to play it, unlike most people who actually own a decent guitar.
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[edit] A friend and I Discuss Encounters With Goatse
anon 2: so
anon 2: i heard ur brother got sucked up by goatse
anon 2: seen it happen myself also
anon 1: yeah D:
anon 1: It's awful
anon 2: to my cousin
anon 2: yeah
anon 2: i was on ed
anon 2: and got up to go to the br
anon 1: onoes
anon 2: when i got back
anon 2: he was opening to page
anon 2: 4 years old
anon 2: i was liek
anon 2: NUUUUUUUUUE
anon 1: FOUR?
anon 2: FOUR
anon 2: RAN FOR HIM
anon 2: in slomo
anon 1: xD
anon 2: i grabbed his ankle
anon 2: got his shoe
anon 2: that was it
anon 1: D:
anon 2: rest of him was in a spiraling pit of nasty
anon 1: I feel your pain.
anon 2: insides of soem guy i dont know
anon 2: yeah
anon 2: god
[edit] Articles Written By Me/Started By Me
[edit] Articles I've Contributed To
[edit] BattleToads?
Remember, Remember, The Fourteenth of November
The Battletoads, Treason, and Plot
I See of No Reason Why Battletoads for the Wii
Should ever be out of stock at Gamestop
3 faxes and 2 phone calls made.

