User:Synapse
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Synapse - not be confused with Raptor Jesus
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Synapse is a /b/tard!
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A little about myself. I am an elite haxxxxor. I can provide you with anything from FBI email accounts to noodz of Kevin Mitnick's mom.
Songs; a lulzy way to link to over 9000 pages.
They see me trolling
They hating
Lurking they trying to catch me fapping to furry
Tryin to catch me fapping furry
Tryin to catch me fapping furry
Tryin to catch me fapping furry
Tryin to catch me fapping furry
My insults so bad
I’m trolling
They hoping that they gonna catch me fapping furry
Tryin to catch me fapping furry
Tryin to catch me fapping furry
Tryin to catch me fapping furry
Tryin to catch me fapping furry
Stupid retards say I’m mean
Internet hating machine
Cryoslave is a gay has-been
Furfaggotry gayness to the extreme
Tori made a video, he’s like hold up
I’m not gay, that’s my fursona
I used to be quite a gay loner
I have an e-girlfriend and I phone her
Just cause the world thinks that I'm crazy
Don’t make it so, you trolls amaze me
I met 3 real girls, 4 maybe
Why does all of YouTube hate me?
So I made an account replied
Spammed “Yiff in Hell”, didn’t even try
Next day I had over 9000 “oh hi”s
Ain’t selling out to the furfag spies
Closed down /fur/ and the AIDS was gone
But the Youtube war had only begun
Catching the sonic-fuckers on the run
Empting clips from their virtual guns
Suddenly dicks everywhere producing
Videos an heroes going round shooting
Schools from Virginia up till Houston
Beartube1? We quickly reduced him
[Chorus]
I been thinking and trolling shit cause a /b/rother can't focus
We gotta kill them with fire before the kids desire these big old wolves yiffing all up in the con
Furfag been suckin on that dick and the pricks won’t admit it I’m in the thick of it
Deleting comments as quick as I receive
And it’s hard to believe, so many people are inflicted with this disease
I got my mouse all in my right hand, clicking 1 star as fast as I can
Huge fox costume, tits and all
They wanna fuck steve, me and my dog
I gotta get back to ED
Shout all old memes from /b/ and get banned by IP
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, with my CP
With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all
Used 7 proxies and firefox and onion tor
Keep a magnet near, and a well trained ear, ready to disappear, if the van is here
Another video is unfurled sponsored by FCTC and e/b/aumsworld
[Chorus]
Do what you think is right, you’ll never see the light
With your head up the ass of a wolf that’s white
Furfags like to cry with every new reply but still refuse to become an hero and die
So they get behind me trying to check my ass, look at my history and they smiling
Thinking they'll catch me on /fur/ well keep trying
I ain’t a furfag so quit your lying
Hack my PC you can check the temp
Look in my pics you see no evidence
Don’t try to drag me down to your AIDS
Wuori could never stop these raids
And being a /b/tard that I am I spamming them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain’t even homo bet you'll be leaving with an even sadder mood
I'mma lul at you then I'mma have to cruise brb FBI they found my jailbait too
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the furs telling them WE HATE YOU
Anon can't be touched anon is everyone
Anon is my legion, anon has fucked your mom
Prankin your phone, ordering pizzas to your home
Like a dog couldn't stop me I'm about to bomb your van and it's on
[Chorus 2x]
Macho Macho Man
Why be the little girl when you can be a MACHO MACHO MAN?
Complaints
If you are butthurt or extremely gay you can leave a message at my talk page.
Compliments
If you wish to compliment me on my amazing physique, you can leave a message on my talk page.
