User:Synthetikmisery
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Also known as puremisery, Synthetikmisery is a 30-something old-school goth who was born in Europe and raised in New York City. Marius terms himself a moderate republican, he is a fiscal conservative who rejects moral bigotry.
SynthetikMisery runs a community called Wehateliberals in which, according to him, you are not supposed to hate liberals. Marius often stated explanation of the communities name is habitually ignored by those with agendas, there was not room enough for it to be called "WeHateLiberalism" and he had to settle.
Synthetikmisery who is known for his dislike of extremism , admitted to making a mistake when he granted mod-powers to Ssidhu82. This caused an epic breakout of lolz, especially when coupled with Marius's pwning of the Beltmeister himself. All of RAC, which contains many of his self-professed enemies, came out to cheer and shower him with love. It was an emo moment for the LJ books.
SynthetikMisery also has a small army of faithful followers. dancingdrew, fireuzer, kamuela, Nickolaus. ghostlight, lima_pcp, among others that follow him around to throw insults at him. Also, when other ljers which to throw mud on SynthetikMisery's character they point to his time in debate community, a low rent hole inhabited by with but a few exceptions (for exceptions see: poloemily, ghostlight) a clique of hardcore mean-spirtited trolls and to fireuzer's dirty prank on him which ended in Synthetikmisery's banning. Now say what?
Marius has been banned from a wide variety of communities: anti_righty, conservatism - 2x, conservative_co, cum_undone, debate, debate_classics, debate_mods, democrats, electiondebate, fenway_faithful, hip_republicans, imaginary_cure, johnkerry04, liberal, libertarians, ljdemocrats, neo_goths_suck, politicsforum, pro_republican - 3x, r_conservatives, rant_about_cons, reagan_country, redsox, republicanation, republicans - 4x, show your boobs, show_your_pussy, usa_republicans, yankeesfans,
The Edit War
During the edit war over this article, after a long, hard struggle between Doc_neuro and PaigeGirl, Synthetikmisery's e-dick straddled the whole recent changes page of EncyclopediaDramatic for the better part of an hour like the Colossus of Rhodes causing the obviously homophobic Doc_neuro to flee in sheer terror.
Doc_Neuro sadly had to come and miss the point entirely of Encyclopedia Dramatica, by posting inane, boring, and self-serving articles about his latest obsession, synthetikmisery. Even sadder is that he got pwn'd in this discussion by the tag-team of Paigegirl, and girlvinyl.
Synthetikmisery's adoring women made naughty edits to this post asserting blatant factual inaccuracies in mind of the funny over obvious agendas.
People obsessed with Synthetikmisery's ass
A few fine examples of Doc_neuro's axe grinding
while demonstrating his Deep Intellect...
...while showing everyone how he can perfectly accept constructive criticism...
...and while being just plain stoopid
If all else fails... try repetition
His stock in trade is inconsistency, no concept of chronological or sequential order or logic, a tendency to contradict himself, taking it up the ass, and a consistent pattern of denying the obvious when it is placed right in front of him clear as day.
This odd duck,quack quack, having used and abused his power to ban people from his community who disagreed with him and then criticized others for abusing their power to ban people from conservatism, decided to make his way onto politicsforum to stalk lima_pcp. After harassing lima_pcp with lewd sexual comments he made the mistake of being obnoxious to moderator doc_neuro who promptly banned him. Boo Hoo!
A 3 way battle then ensued on doc_neuro's personal journal between doc, lima, and synthetikmisery after which the latter ran home crying to mama, and lima_pcp getting a stiffy. Of course only after lima_pcp making loony threats], and doc_neuro getting so mad. Do not mess with doc_neuro's journal, he may make EncyclopediaDramatica entries with grammatical errors, poor use of punctuation, mis-spellings, and run-on sentences about you.
Also see: Paigegirl, a worshipper of his who made an edit war over this entry because she wishes to suck his big gorgeous dick.
