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[edit] Early Life

Before meeting Sonic, I had a simple life; inventing things and beating up on mechanical turkeys.

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[edit] Academic Career

For a short time I got a job as a professor at Cambridge. Despite all the rumors, it really was my excellent resume, and had nothing to do with alleged connections. It went pretty well for a couple days, I thought I was going to get tenure. But then they said my method of teaching biology was unacceptable. Something about it being more for my interests then my students. That and I made a mess of the yard outside. I think it was more their issues then mine.