User:TheEBOLAvirus

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

[edit] About Ebola in general.

TheEBOLAvirus▬or "ebola," as his faggoty friends call him▬is an attention whoroid that regularly visits Gaia Online, DevianTART, y!Gallery, and finally Encyclopædia Dramatica. Most have called him an attention whore because of his once big font and CAPS-LOCK, but everybody that truly loves the internets would know, "CAPS-LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL~" Whenever ebola would create a topic of any kind, whether it is taking his fellow Homosexuals down a peg, or simply trying to discuss something of any kind the Thread would be flamed endlessly, and the topic would be continually bumped by morons with nothing to do. Which would result in many lulz for the users that bother discussing what ebola has to say as well as ebola himself.

[edit] History of Ebola's internet use.

Once a dumbass talking to retarded usrs on MSN, he was eventually introduced to internet hell by a friend. After crapping up it's already batshit crazy Chatterbox and Gaia Commerce, ebola then went to the General Discussion, lulz ensued as he was an internet fucktard. After at least 100 years of flaming, ebola started using discussion. In the present ebola is a laid-back forum regular, probably because he has no life.