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Contents 1 808s & Heartbreak 2 Asshole Bio 3 Friendly Bio 4 Favorite Things 5 George Carlin

[edit] 808s & Heartbreak

What a terrible fucking album, what a disrace to Hip-Hop and yourself, Mr. Kanye West, you poppy Auto-tune using faggot. You used to be so great but now, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!

Reasons why 808s & Heartbreak is the worst album ever

• George Bush

• Assburgers

• AIDS

• HE DIDN'T WIN!!! HAHA!!!

• You

[edit] Asshole Bio

Greetings Fucktards and Fucktardettes of The Internet, I'm The Matty. I'm 19 and I party up in Santa Cruz, California. I like: Drinking a half gallon of Captain before Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner, Making fun of poor people, Telling black people KFC's Recipe, Aborting Children's Souls and filming Mass Suicides.

I was born in Luxembourg (I am thankful I wasn't born in the United States of Assrape), I've been on the Internet since 2001, starting at the age of 12 as a frequent masturbator of young asian porn. After that first load, I transformed into the E-Tard I am today.

[edit] Friendly Bio

Hi, I'm Matthew Riche, I'm from Luxembourg and I was raised In Santa Cruz, California. I enjoy: Drinking with my friends from time to time, helping the homeless and Rolling on Ecstasy. I joined this wonderful thing called the Internet in 2001 at the tender age of 12.

[edit] Favorite Things

• Drink: Captain Morgan or Jack Daniel's

• Show: Whitest Kids U'Know

• Drug: Ecstasy

• People I Like To Hate: Rednecks

• Religion: I hate them all

• Sex Position: 69 (Straight)

[edit] George Carlin