User:TheMontgomery

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Known IRL as Monty, TheMontgomery is a 23-year-old computer engineering student at the University of Minnesota. Teh Army is giving him money for school in exchange for his soul, 8 years of his life and being killed by sand niggers. In the army he'll also learn useful skills such as (but not limited to) becoming a wigger. His demeanor and attitude are still indistinguishable from those of his peers, but at least he's only a basement dweller for legitimate financial reasons. Much like his peers, he also flaunts his lame musical tastes whenever it would seem to avail him.

[edit] Dungeons and Dragons

TheMontgomery is an avid player of Dungeons and Dragons, favoring combat-oriented classes, such as the Fighter or the Barbarian, and more often than not serves as the party's "meat shield." He often finds that playing the cleric is frustratingly monotonous, doing little else than carrying a mace, healing, and turning undead. Powerful arcane spellcasters, rogues, and other classes are okay in moderation. The announcement of D&D 4th edition forced him to ragequit.

[edit] Trolling

Favored means of trolling include (but are by no means limited to):

• The Fifty Hitler Post
• Goatse, or related shock-site images
• Playing the Devil's Advocate
• TL;DR, usually in the form of the add-to-the-story game.
• Bragging about being in the military, even though ROTC doesn't even prepare one for soldiering one's way out of a paper bag

[edit] Other Drama

• MySpace: Monty

A+! TheMontgomery took CSIII. Only 1337 niggers like TheMontgomery are even allowed to enroll in CSIII, and you couldn't pass it... Ever. In fact, TheMontgomery ALREADY has your DNS Numbers. Better buy a dog and hang some curtains. TheMontgomery is a HACKER ON STEROIDS who wrote the software that powers the INTERNET HATE MACHINE.

DESU DESU DESU! TheMontgomery is a /b/tard! You can help by cleaning up after them. BE WARNED! They are relentless.